Guest JudgeMental Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 IRISH LOVE STORY An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ....... ......... ......... ......... F**k off' she said, 'they're for the funeral.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 ah :-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 ah :-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Exquisite bad taste as ever Eddie - nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Tracker - 2009-01-06 10:04 AM Exquisite bad taste as ever Eddie - nice one! To be sure to be sure! With this one probably helps if you’re Irish and of my parent’s generation....... because it rings so true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Isn't it strange that any joke about 'white' nationalities is taken as just that but any similar joke about any other colour skinned nationality would be seized on as politically incorrect by the PC brigade and howls of self righteous and indignant protest would emanate from their sensitive and pretentious little mouths! It's a funny old world innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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