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The following was sent to me under the title of a specific nation's medical dictionary but as it is a non coloured nation, for me to specify which one could be seen as racist - so I won't!

 

 

Artery..........................The study of paintings

Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria

Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die Benign........................What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section.......A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan......................Searching for Kitty

Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her

Colic............................A sheep dog

Coma...........................A punctuation mark

Dilate..........................To live long

Enema.........................Not a friend

Fester..........................Quicker than someone else

Fibula.........................A small lie

Impotent....................Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain...............Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane

Morbid.......................A higher offer

Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates

Node...........................I knew it

Outpatient...................A person who has fainted

Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative............A letter carrier

Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery

Rectum........................Nearly killed him

Secretion.....................Hiding something

Seizure........................Roman emperor

Tablet.........................A small table

Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport

Tumour.......................One plus one more

Urine..........................Opposite of you're out

 

 

 

 

 

 

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