Guest Tracker Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 The following was sent to me under the title of a specific nation's medical dictionary but as it is a non coloured nation, for me to specify which one could be seen as racist - so I won't! Artery..........................The study of paintings Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die Benign........................What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section.......A neighbourhood in Rome Catscan......................Searching for Kitty Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her Colic............................A sheep dog Coma...........................A punctuation mark Dilate..........................To live long Enema.........................Not a friend Fester..........................Quicker than someone else Fibula.........................A small lie Impotent....................Distinguished, well known Labour Pain...............Getting hurt at work Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane Morbid.......................A higher offer Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates Node...........................I knew it Outpatient...................A person who has fainted Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative............A letter carrier Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery Rectum........................Nearly killed him Secretion.....................Hiding something Seizure........................Roman emperor Tablet.........................A small table Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport Tumour.......................One plus one more Urine..........................Opposite of you're out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Genital ....................Non Jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob b Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 A creche......... road accident in Surrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkmoy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 sex - the time they take tea in Ballymena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Genital warts....................Brothel Sprouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 bob b - 2009-01-08 6:03 PMA creche......... road accident in Surrey.A good one that, I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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