Guest JudgeMental Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 How to wash a toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Brilliant (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W3526602 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Hi, You intoduce a goat to an electric fence by getting a friend to hold the goats mouth round the fence while you switch it on and off a few times. Current thinking is that the goat and your friend should never meet again 602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.