josie gibblebucket Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Whatever you give a woman she will make greater: If you give her a house, she'll give you a home, If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal, If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby, If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. Whatever is given to her, she multiplies and enlarges, so if you give her any c**p, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t! :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Bet if you gave a woman a inch then none of the above would apply m/s bucket. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Olde English lore holds that a large Rosemary bush in a garden is a sign that there is a strong-willed woman in the house. I've got one the size of an oak tree............ Bob :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie gibblebucket Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 howie - 2009-04-28 10:26 AM Bet if you gave a woman a inch then none of the above would apply m/s bucket. 8-) An inch of what Howie? :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Not telling m/s bucket, but as long as its the bottom inch then there's no problem. :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Usinmyknaus - 2009-04-28 10:30 AM I've got one the size of an oak tree............ Bob :-D And i,ve got a pair of acorns to go with it. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 josie gibblebucket - 2009-04-28 9:44 AM Whatever you give a woman she will make greater: A "zero" balance on a credit card? :D Seriously though, nice post Nicola - and I have first-hand experience of all of it (except the credit card!) Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 josie gibblebucket - 2009-04-28 9:44 AM Whatever you give a woman she will make greater: If you give her a house, she'll give you a home, If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal, If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. Whatever is given to her, she multiplies and enlarges, so if you give her any c**p, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t! :D :D :D I gave Dot my smile followed by my heart, my home (and my motorhome) and it is worth every darned penny - I think - and I her permission to say so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Three men were sitting together (in the pub) bragging how they had given their new wives duties to perform. Terry had married an American woman and bragged that he had told his wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and all the dishes washed and put away. Eddie had married an Aussie Sheila and bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better, and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and a huge meal was on the table. Bob had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had oredered her to do were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to make himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin9591 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Usinmyknaus - 2009-04-28 10:30 AM Olde English lore holds that a large Rosemary bush in a garden is a sign that there is a strong-willed woman in the house. I've got one the size of an oak tree............ Bob :-D And how large is the Rosemary Bush ??? Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie gibblebucket Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 I gave Dot my smile followed by my heart, my home (and my motorhome) and it is worth every darned penny - I think - and I her permission to say so! Oh Tracker what a lovely thing to say, I'm welling up now........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Colin9591 - 2009-04-28 11:28 PM Usinmyknaus - 2009-04-28 10:30 AM Olde English lore holds that a large Rosemary bush in a garden is a sign that there is a strong-willed woman in the house. I've got one the size of an oak tree............ Bob :-D And how large is the Rosemary Bush ??? Regards :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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