gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 I would be most grateful for any advice anyone could give on this matter of deep concern to me. For sometime now I've suspected that my wife may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always used keep an eye out for her taxi coming home but now she always walks up to the flat although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner. The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth. But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my motorhome which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return. It was whilst I crouched behind my motorhome that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Do you think I Should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Replace van and girlfriend as soon as possible then you will be free of problems for ever and ever. Roy Fuller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 Thata bit harsh on the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie gibblebucket Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Do you think I Should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? :-D I used to work for Halfords years ago, they used to sell condoms (yes really) labelled "go the extra mile" :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 What awful news! you must be wondering what is best to do...... I would spray the rusty area with some WD40 to prevent further deterioration while you await exspurt help. Incidently.....Where do you live? and whats your wifes mobile number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Before you incur the wrath of some of the less tolerant members, may I respectfully point out that this type of thread should really to be in Chatterbox and not in Motorhome Matters. That said, it does make one wonder what your inadequacies were that made your wife seek pleasure elsewhere. Don't be shy you can tell us after all no one else will ever read it as it is in the wrong place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 I disagree Richard - Gerard was quite clearly asking advice about his motorhome problem. The rest of the post was merely describing the context in which he discovered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Welcome back Tony - that's a much nicer picture - you are not, I hope, trying to tempt poor Gerard's wife away from him are you with the pin up pose - just when the poor chap is so obviously distraught? Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 You were quite right Tony the matter of my wife is not the real issue but just happens to be how i discovered the rust on my beloved motorhome. So how old Tracker can say it was posted in the wrong place is beyond me. :-D . Keep on smiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vindiboy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Wife and dog gone missing, Large reward for return of Dog, hope the lady in question does not have a share in your motorhome, rusty or not it will be a terrible wrench to lose half of it, I suppose you could give her the rusty part. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 You should imediatly rub down wheel arch to remove all traces of rust, if you want also put on some Jenolite, prime, undercoat, and topcoat. As for your other 'problem', if richards correct maybe she doesn't like things 'put in wrong place' 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 Good advice Colin will try that remedy out. As for the wife she has always been one for things being put in the right place but i have to say it kept the van tidy :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopesy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 The repair depends on whether the van will be fought over and who is likely to win the custody battle, you may have only weekend visiting rights and set up a group "vanners for Justice". :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Just think of the 'maintenance' payments you'll have to make though if she gets custody - ouch! :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 JudgeMental - 2009-09-30 1:49 PM Incidently.....Where do you live? and whats your wifes mobile number? Still waiting........ On very very rare occasions (how can I convey this delicately :-S )Mrs mental has allowed moi to dip into my port allowance for the company of an attractive young lady thing. So if she is a "bit of a looker" I may be prepared to contribute to your rust fund *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 I think you should change the old banger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 Hopesy - 2009-09-30 5:56 PM The repair depends on whether the van will be fought over and who is likely to win the custody battle, you may have only weekend visiting rights and set up a group "vanners for Justice". :-D I would settle for the weekend visiting rights. That sounds good to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcclin Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 I think you are right but what about the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Clive - 2009-09-30 7:45 PM I think you should change the old banger! Don't give his wife ideas Clive! 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkmoy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I can't help you with the rust problem but when I discovered my wife in bed with another man I broke his white stick and kicked his dog down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 parkmoy - 2009-10-01 9:58 AM I can't help you with the rust problem but when I discovered my wife in bed with another man I broke his white stick and kicked his dog down the stairs. That's a bit unfair as you surely can't blame the dog for his owner's bad taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vindiboy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Tracker - 2009-10-01 10:59 AM parkmoy - 2009-10-01 9:58 AM I can't help you with the rust problem but when I discovered my wife in bed with another man I broke his white stick and kicked his dog down the stairs. That's a bit unfair as you surely can't blame the dog for his owner's bad taste? I recently saw a blind man with a guide dog, the dog actually peeeed on the mans' leg, oh oh I thought, but the owner didn't seem concerned, he actually offered the dog a biscuit, I had to say something so said, "that's very noble of you sir, your dog Pees on you and you give him a biscuit" not so says the man, I need to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass. *-) *-) *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonimac Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Found my wife in bed with Tevita Vaikona (Gloucester and England Rugby). What did I do? Tucked 'em up...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libby Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Spray wife with WD 40 then drive into the sunset a free man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 libby - 2009-10-02 9:36 PM Spray wife with WD 40 then drive into the sunset a free man Wouldn't KY jelly be more appropriate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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