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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

 

Well, it's s**t ... that's right, s**t!

s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

 

 

You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t.

 

 

Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference between s**t and shineola.

 

There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.

You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.

 

You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.

 

You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.

 

Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t, and some days are just plain s**tty.

 

Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.

 

 

You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.

 

You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.

 

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.

 

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

 

And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!

 

You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!

 

Well, s**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........

 

Well, s**t Happens!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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