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donna miller

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A platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi

insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

 

 

On the side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but

less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid

was given to both men, the platoon commander asked the injured soldier

what had happened.

 

 

The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and

coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both

took cover in the ditches along the road.

 

 

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag

who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat,

good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a

cross-dressing power mad idiot.

 

 

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,

mean-spirited lesbian.

 

 

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

 

 

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a

bus hit us."

 

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Brilliant - many a true word spoken in jest Donna, and I do hope that the Bus Driver's Union does not complain about unfair representation of bus drivers!
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  • 2 weeks later...

A soldier ran up to a nun.

 

Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

 

The nun agreed.

 

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

 

The nun replied, "He went that way."

 

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

 

The nun said, "I understand completely."

 

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

 

The nun replied,

 

"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either"

 

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