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Submit all undeclared income for the last twenty years to the Inland Revenue and move all my offshore investments back here to help reduce Britains debt.

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Spend less time touring as 'Pendulum' the male stripper and more time with my family.

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Keep sex to a maximum of four times a night.

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Stay as modest and truthfull as i,ve always been.

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And finally. Stop taking the pee out of my mate Wayne. Never blessed with my stunning looks, but don,t come much better as friends go.

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howie - 2009-12-22 7:08 PM

 

Submit all undeclared income for the last twenty years to the Inland Revenue and move all my offshore investments back here to help reduce Britains debt.

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That's solve the world debt! 8-)

 

Spend less time touring as 'Pendulum' the male stripper and more time with my family.

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Still swinging both ways then Howie! :D

 

Keep sex to a maximum of four times a night.

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What you get up to on your own is up to you Howie .... :$

 

Stay as modest and truthfull as i,ve always been.

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That's what we all love about you ..... :->

 

And finally. Stop taking the pee out of my mate Wayne. Never blessed with my stunning looks, but don,t come much better as friends go.

I think you've misunderstood Howie - people are STUNNED BY your looks, not that you're got STUNNING looks ... there's a subtle difference.

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howie - 2009-12-22 7:08 PM

 

Submit all undeclared income for the last twenty years to the Inland Revenue and move all my offshore investments back here to help reduce Britains debt.

 

 

 

How very noble of you BUT

I think I just might pass on that one mate

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ohgrandma - 2009-12-23 7:4

 

 

My resolution is to carry on with last years. which didn't work very well.

 

I will keep you all guessing on that one. (lol)

 

Ria.

Cutting sex down to a maximum of fours times a night as well ria ?. :->

 

Another resolution is to stop posting those tacky cartoons, but still a few days left so lets make the most of it. *-)

 

 

 

 

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Forester - 2009-12-22 6:59 AM

What's yours?

Has anyone completed their wish?

Any success stories or any advice on how to achieve it?

Mine??? to stop eating BREAD i can eat a new baked loaf all to myself!.

'Whats yours?' That's a first Wayne, and one resolution you,ll never keep. 8-)
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howie - 2009-12-23 7:00 PM
Forester - 2009-12-22 6:59 AM

What's yours?

Has anyone completed their wish?

Any success stories or any advice on how to achieve it?

Mine??? to stop eating BREAD i can eat a new baked loaf all to myself!.

'Whats yours?' That's a first Wayne, and one resolution you,ll never keep. 8-)

Got to start some where, BTW can you thank your wife for a lovely all night-er the other night (wow)!!!!!!!

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