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Heard any little gems lately?

 

My (American) sister-in-law sent me this one today -

 

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home...

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart..

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*1*t

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Tracker - 2010-01-16 5:19 PM

 

And don't - whatever else you do - give her a credit card!

..........Or she will give a massive headache :D
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