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The next time you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or that no one

ever notices you, think of this guy:

 

 

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .

 

 

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,

 

on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical

condition.

 

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with

the super natural.

 

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM

Sunday,

 

so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the

incidents.

 

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors

and nurses

 

nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible

phenomenon was all about.

 

Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to

ward off the evil spirits.

 

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday

sweeper,

 

entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the

vacuum cleaner.

 

 

 

 

 

Still Having a Bad Day?

 

 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill

in Alaska was $80,000.00.

 

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being

 

released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

 

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

 

 

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

 

 

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,

 

almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist

towards the electric kettle.

 

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a

handy plank of wood,

 

breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily

listening to his Walkman.

 

 

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

 

 

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a

slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .

 

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken

fence, stampeding madly.

 

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 

What? STILL having a Bad Day?

 

 

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

 

It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the

bomb;

 

he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

 

 

There now, Feeling Better?

 

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