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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED


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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3500 Tux rental-£75. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. One mood all the time.

 

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Your underwear is £3.99 for a three-pack. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

 

You can play with toys all your life. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

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Thanks for that information Donna. Perhaps most on here hadn't seen it before like you did. It was sent to me in an E.Mail yesterday and I thought that some would also find it funny.

Next time I won't bother if it elicits a snide remark from you.

Totally unnecessary in my view.

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Like many jokes most of us have seen them before but they still bring a smile and it costs nowt to share a smile so please go on posting your best oldies Peter and do try to stop being a grumpy old git. - I will try and do the same!

 

Donna - nice bit of stirring - brought a smile to most of us I suspect - except for Peter!

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Peter obviously belongs to a secret society who believes that they are the only ones with any humour, and everyone must fall about laughing when they tell a joke, regardless of it's content or age. However, they will not tolerate witticism from anyone else. *-)

 

FYI, the same post was put up VERY VERY recently. ( March 22nd ) Still, that's the beauty of senility, you can laugh at the same things time and time again.

 

The secret to being a good comedian, is to be able to take a joke as well.

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donna miller - 2010-04-30 3:02 PM

 

Ahhh, there we go, all male egos restored. *-)

 

 

I spotted your deliberate mistake Donna - do I get a prize?

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peter - 2010-04-28 11:07 PM

 

Thanks for that information Donna. Perhaps most on here hadn't seen it before like you did. It was sent to me in an E.Mail yesterday and I thought that some would also find it funny.

Next time I won't bother if it elicits a snide remark from you.

Totally unnecessary in my view.

 

Thanks for the titter Peter (lol)

 

and I found it refreshing to see it is a male that posted it!! I never realized before (much)!! lol what an easy time you men have of it. ;-)

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donna miller - 2010-04-30 10:32 PM

 

I could post another one with a single hand, but I don't think you'd appreciate it. 8-) :D

Maybe not Donna. But I suspect that there's a few men on here that would and probably a few women as well. (lol) (lol)
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