davenewellhome Posted May 5, 2010 Posted May 5, 2010 After landing a new job as a Sainsbury's greeter, (a good find for many retirees) I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, and unattractive woman marched into the store dragging her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Sainsbury's. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Of course they ain't f**king twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone actually £$%^ed you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Sainsbury's!" Made I larf! D.
Guest peter Posted May 5, 2010 Posted May 5, 2010 Put a bag over her head and she would look like any other woman lying down. Or to put it another way. You don't look at the mantle piece whilst your poking the fire do you.? :D
maggyd Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 EEEEEEEE I think your terrible (lol) (lol) (lol) How very dare you. :$
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