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man was walking along.........


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A man was walking along a California beach when suddenly in a booming voice......

 

God said,

 

"Because You've been faithful to me in all ways, I'll grant You one wish."

 

"Build Me a bridge to Hawaii." Said the man.

 

God said, "It's an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean, it would use up all the steel & concrete in the world. I can do it, but it's hard to justify. Is there anything else You can think of, that I can do to help mankind?"

 

The man thought for a bit, then said,

 

"I wish all men could understand women.

 

I want to know what She's thinking when I get the silent treatment,

 

why She cries,

 

what She means when She says "nothing's wrong"

 

& how I can make her truly happy!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God replies, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

 

 

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