Women - Be afraid, be very afraid.

[MandyAndy]

This is very, very scary - so please be on your guard at all times!

 

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys

removed by black-market organ thieves.

 

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.

I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just

that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose

thighs were these and what happened to mine?

 

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in

jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

 

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains

to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with

earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than

my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long

skirts.

 

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.. One morning I was

drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing

to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting

scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

 

What could they do to me next?

 

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey

neck, I decided to tell my story... Women of the world wake up and

smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement

body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has

something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

 

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

 

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

 

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in

bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to

see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep

them hidden in my waistband.

 

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -

with a joy filled heart.

 

 

These same thieves come in my closet and shrank my clothes!

How do they do it????

 

 

 

[Guest JudgeMental]

scary...and why I recommend frequent part exchange of lady things :-S

 

Things are due a shake up at Mental Manor!......although Mrs M is 10 years younger then moi, she is well past her sell by date.

 

Thailand has been a bit of an eye opener in this respect *-)

[Bazza454]

JudgeMental - 2010-05-11 1:04 PM scary...and why I recommend frequent part exchange of lady things :-S Things are due a shake up at Mental Manor!......although Mrs M is 10 years younger then moi, she is well past her sell by date. Thailand has been a bit of an eye opener in this respect *-)

Surely you're not thinking of swapping Mrs Mental for a LadyBoy are you? http://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

[Guest JudgeMental]

Bazza454 - 2010-05-11 3:55 PM

JudgeMental - 2010-05-11 1:04 PM scary...and why I recommend frequent part exchange of lady things :-S Things are due a shake up at Mental Manor!......although Mrs M is 10 years younger then moi, she is well past her sell by date. Thailand has been a bit of an eye opener in this respect *-)

Surely you're not thinking of swapping Mrs Mental for a LadyBoy are you? http://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Honestly! Nooooo

[Mel B]

... surely you're not thinking of BECOMING a ladyboy are you Judge! 8-)

[maggyd]

Actually Judge :-D when I saw your lovely wife I thought "what on earth is a young thing like that doing with that old man" >:-)

 

Im seven years younger than my O.H. and Id kill him if he made a remark like that !! so watch out!! (lol)