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Building Permit

Don Madge

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I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.


It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various

heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside

entertainment sound system.


It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.


The City Council told me to go to hell. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. .........Work starts on Monday........

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Hi Don,


Nip down to the dog's home, get yourself a 3-legged pooch. Paint ANIMAL AMBULANCE on front of your camper ..... avoid paying road tax and failing MOT.


Er ...remind me to read the regs - Vehicle Excise and Registration Act 1994, Schedule 2 - Exempt Vehicles. There is probably some sort of block on it.



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