Don Madge Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me to go to hell. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. .........Work starts on Monday........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
602 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Hi Don, Nip down to the dog's home, get yourself a 3-legged pooch. Paint ANIMAL AMBULANCE on front of your camper ..... avoid paying road tax and failing MOT. Er ...remind me to read the regs - Vehicle Excise and Registration Act 1994, Schedule 2 - Exempt Vehicles. There is probably some sort of block on it. 602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
art338 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Don, Now we know why you travel to Turkey, checking on designs. art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Friend of mine started a new business making landmines in the shape of prayer mats, he says it,s booming and prophets are sky high. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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