New words

[Porky]

These are a few.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

 

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it.

 

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

 

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

 

Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.

 

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 

Glibido: All talk and no action.

 

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter, when they come at you rapidly.

 

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

 

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Any more?(lol)(lol)(lol)