mac111051 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I earthlings I have just arrived from the planet Zonk, the day before today I looked at one of your papernews and looking at the page on the front I see that your country as many difficulties with many jobs being lost very important people like teachers of children, nurses who treat the sick and people who look after your old people many who earn 15,000 of your pounds in a year, but then I turn to the back and see that one of you plays a game called ballfoot where he trys to get a bag of wind between the ground and three wooden posts and he gets 250,000 of your pounds a week, I think I will return to Zonk very quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leon Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 yea most of our countires in the world are in total mess at the moment. We'll trade you our live stock which we call chavs and benefit cheats for something valuable :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 You are obviously Zonkers :D So you will fit in here as we are from the planet Bonkers (lol) Known on earth as Britain (lol) If you wish to apply for benefits please email www.gov.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 ......and address it to Gordon Brown. He'll throw binfulls of moolah at you, so you can spend it on cheap Cider and Wacky Baccy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 mac111051 - 2010-10-25 10:28 AM I earthlings I have just arrived from the planet Zonk, the day before today I looked at one of your papernews and looking at the page on the front I see that your country as many difficulties with many jobs being lost very important people like teachers of children, nurses who treat the sick and people who look after your old people many who earn 15,000 of your pounds in a year, but then I turn to the back and see that one of you plays a game called ballfoot where he trys to get a bag of wind between the ground and three wooden posts and he gets 250,000 of your pounds a week, I think I will return to Zonk very quickly What you don't understand is that a lot of people find it very exciting to see him kicking the bag of wind and will pay lots of money to go and watch. Another man was really good at playing other peoples music on the radio, and talking, so we paid him £6.000.000 a year. It all makes sense really, because who would pay to watch a teacher or a nurse ? p.s What's Zonk like. Are there any aires ? :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 malc d - 2010-10-25 9:16 PM mac111051 - 2010-10-25 10:28 AM p.s What's Zonk like. Are there any aires ? If you have aires on your zonk, just reply to our spam and they will enlarge it for you :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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