Corky 8 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Subject: FW: Did I read it right ? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big olga Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Hi, Many Thanks, I needed a Laugh. P.s Can you change your profile picture ,it scares me every time Mr Merrick. Best Wishes Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky 8 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 Sorry Dave , didn't mean to scare anyone and its Quasimodo, not John Merrick,..... still cant get my glasses to stay on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big olga Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Sorry ;I could not hear the bells! Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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