Letters..........

[BGD]

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

 

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

 

 

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous

 

 

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..."

Sincerely, Google

 

 

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP

 

 

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack

 

 

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

 

 

Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind

 

 

Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

Sincerely, Tiger Woods

 

 

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,

We can't breathe.

Sincerely, Your Balls

 

 

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

 

 

Dear Sleeping Beauty,

I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up.

Sincerely, Mulan

 

 

Dear Fox News,

Never any news at all about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

 

 

Dear Sex Educators,

Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.

Sincerely, The Virgin Mary

 

 

Dear Prince Charming,

You've got some explaining to do!

Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty.