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pelmetman - 2011-03-17 3:22 PM

 

Sue and I were pleasantly surprised how nice Shropshire is, when we had our airbags fitted by Dave Newel last year.

 

We only had time to visit Bridgenorth and Ironbridge, but hope to go back and visit Ludlow some time :D

 

 

While you were at Daves you could have had some airbags fitted to the van as well.

 

(lol)

 

( Sorry, couldn't resist that one).

 

 

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alan - 2011-03-16 6:04 PM

 

Hi All - Poor Miker, he only asked about adults and dogs; the normal greeting of 'welcome to the mad house' must be an understatement, where did the bear, swimming pool and parrot come from?

Can I thank all contributors - I laughed that much, she-who-must-be-obeyed came through to see if I was ok! It really cheered up a rather dull day in Shropshire.

Alan

 

It's all down to the weakness of the pound. Let me explain. The pharmaceutical companies and their wholesalers are find it more profitable to sell their products abroad leading to a shortage in the UK of the drugs many of us rely on for control. As a result many of us have become less stable which is why we tend to have difficulty staying on the subject of the original thread.

 

Incidentally for the record we keep our Old Speckled Hen in the garage as well!

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I think its time for some parrot and hen soup followed by bear and leake pie

with pony soufle for afters - assuming the hen in the garage has not already eaten the bear?

 

But at least on chatterbox you don't get so many the humourless brigade and the pc patrols telling us we are off topic!

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Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM

we are off topic!

 

I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-)

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pelmetman - 2011-03-18 7:49 PM

 

Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM

we are off topic!

 

I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-)

 

Not as many nuts as are on here!

 

Used to like a marathon but they were too long at 26 miles until it got snickered down to about 4 inches - and shrinking every year!

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Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:52 PM

 

pelmetman - 2011-03-18 7:49 PM

 

Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM

we are off topic!

 

I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-)

 

Not as many nuts as are on here!

 

Used to like a marathon but they were too long at 26 miles until it got snickered down to about 4 inches - and shrinking every year!

 

By the sounds of it, you lot are definately on a different planet......MARS :D

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Big Momma - 2011-03-19 9:53 AM

 

Colin Leake - 2011-03-19 9:50 AM

 

I had a chocolate bunny once!

 

No Comment :D :D :D

 

I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol)

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pelmetman - 2011-03-19 10:39 AM

 

Big Momma - 2011-03-19 9:53 AM

 

Colin Leake - 2011-03-19 9:50 AM

 

I had a chocolate bunny once!

 

No Comment :D :D :D

 

I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol)

 

Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D

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Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:19 PM

 

I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol)

 

Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D

 

They were cherry flavour :D

 

Unfortunatly what seemed like a wizard wheeze whilst on a drunken run ashore in New Orleans, got a rather frosty response from Sue back in Blighty 8-)

 

They didn't go to waste though :D ............I gave them to my sister as an engagement present (lol) (lol) .................They never did get married though :-S :$

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pelmetman - 2011-03-19 3:51 PM

 

Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:19 PM

 

I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol)

 

Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D

 

They were cherry flavour :D

 

Unfortunatly what seemed like a wizard wheeze whilst on a drunken run ashore in New Orleans, got a rather frosty response from Sue back in Blighty 8-)

 

They didn't go to waste though :D ............I gave them to my sister as an engagement present (lol) (lol) .................They never did get married though :-S :$

 

You gave some half eaten edible knickers to your sister as an engagement present *-) Bet they look forward to you bearing gifts at Birthdays, Anniversaries and Christmas :D

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Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:58 PM

 

You gave some half eaten edible knickers to your sister as an engagement present *-) Bet they look forward to you bearing gifts at Birthdays, Anniversaries and Christmas :D

 

They were made from cherry flavour liquorice, and I only had a nibble :D ............I reckon they were past there best before date when I gave them to my sister :D .......Funnily enough my family dont swap presents anymore :D

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Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as -

 

Nickerless

 

 

Just trying to imagine Maggy in a pair of liquorice knickers and wondering what the top part of the bikini would be made from?

 

Any thoughts anyone?

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Tracker - 2011-03-19 8:12 PM

 

Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as -

 

Nickerless

 

As a born again Athiest I have given myself the title Semi demi hemi god/pope/chief/expert/top bloke and now Saint Knickerless :D ...........................................One should not under sell themselves :-D (lol) (lol) (lol)

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Tracker - 2011-03-19 8:12 PM

 

Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as -

 

Nickerless

 

 

Just trying to imagine Maggy in a pair of liquorice knickers and wondering what the top part of the bikini would be made from?

 

Any thoughts anyone?

 

Probably Cadburys milkshake (?)

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Big Momma - 2011-03-19 8:20 PM

 

MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM

 

Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs?

 

Dogs, What Dogs I thought it was all about 'Adult Only Sites' :D :D

 

... you mean the ones where all the campers meet in the dishwashing area after tea and throw their camper keys into a pile and the partners have to pick out a set to find a 'bed for the night'????

 

No, sorry, don't know of any of those .... :D

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