alf stone Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 With a stop in Cahors then perhaps Dieppe or where ever is best to get back :-( Its a good thing i miss-read my dates,as i cant possibly get back with my camping van ;-) clearly it cant be left on a parking "somewhere"which means ill have to return for another 3 or 4 weeks of adventure :-) I wont be posting again for a while,that will please several B-) in Cahors i might just look in after that its rush time :-( on reflection i wont tell customs i haven't got my passport *-) ill pop in & leave again hoping i dont meet a special customs check 8-) I have to go.Im sad i didnt look at the control panel then i could have removed my name & no one would ever have known i wasn't "Alf" Fiona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayjsj Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Hope our 'Border guards' are up to scratch, can't have 'Travellers' getting in can we ! 8-) ;-) Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Owner Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 BUT -- Fiona -- what we really need to know is ..... what relation are you to Alf Stonehouse -- or is he the fully written-out version of your Alf Stone Nom-de Plume? ;-) All that I can say is: If you really have been" 'vanning" around France for these past few months, then you are mighty brave! Happy days and safe travelling, Colin. P.S. what happened to the tankful of red wine? C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Obviously I have missed something here. I take it Alf doesn't exist? It's Fiona that's been writing the posts, is that right? Someone please clear this up for me 8-) 8-) Confused Of Blackburn :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Owner Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Is it something to do with being an ex-Social Worker your Lordship? I'm one too (Local Authority 'generic' Field S.W./A.S.W.) and I'm confused of Warminster -- as you can see! Cheers, Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 LordThornber - 2011-03-15 1:29 PM Obviously I have missed something here. I take it Alf doesn't exist? It's Fiona that's been writing the posts, is that right? Someone please clear this up for me 8-) 8-) Confused Of Blackburn :D Never mind Alf. Is there really a Lord Thornber ??? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Owner Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 This isn't the the only gender confusion on these posts -- 'Big Momma' ( actually Eric!) had someone (sorry, I forget who) all in a 'tizz' as well recently! Symbol Owner ( A.K.A. Colin!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mondo Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 alf stone - 2011-03-15 11:06 AM With a stop in Cahors then perhaps Dieppe or where ever is best to get back :-( :-( on reflection i wont tell customs i haven't got my passport *-) ill pop in & leave again hoping i dont meet a special customs check 8-) I have to go.Im sad i didnt look at the control panel then i could have removed my name & no one would ever have known i wasn't "Alf" Fiona Have fun trying to get back without a passport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Symbol Owner - 2011-03-15 2:04 PM This isn't the the only gender confusion on these posts -- 'Big Momma' ( actually Eric!) had someone (sorry, I forget who) all in a 'tizz' as well recently! Symbol Owner ( A.K.A. Colin!) Avatars and user names don't they just cheer you up. I post as Big Momma and someone mistook me for a female and called me a 'Silly Woman', not the worst I have ever been called. I guess with all this confusion if someone had a complaint they could take it to the 'Judge' and if they get no joy there could ask 'Lord T' to raise questions in the house and failing any satisfaction there could ask 'Bulletguy' to take the offender out :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
747 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 bulletguy has not posted for a while. A work-related accident possibly?? 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 747 - 2011-03-15 3:59 PM bulletguy has not posted for a while. A work-related accident possibly?? 8-) probably stumped up the tenner and gone back to the funsters..... *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Bulletguy posted only the other day on the insurance thread 8-) Martyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Ahh, now then I've cleared it up. Alf is really Fiona, I've just read the fridge running on gas thread for the 1st time. Apparently, Fiona posted as Alf on the assumption she'd get better responses as a male. Bonkers Martyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 LordThornber - 2011-03-15 4:38 PM Bonkers Yes well.......you just noticed? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 JudgeMental - 2011-03-15 4:41 PM LordThornber - 2011-03-15 4:38 PM Bonkers Yes well.......you just noticed? :D Watch it Judge or prepare for your own noose :D Nah, 2nd thoughts, I am bonkers for being on here :D Martyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel wood Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 All that I can say is: If you really have been" 'vanning" around France for these past few months, then you are mighty brave. C. The question was raised on another thread about whether Alf (or Fiona) has really been doing the things reported. We too have wonderered for a while for these reasons: surely nobody would go to France so unprepared ask so many questions of such a strange nature do such stupid things be abroad without key documents including passports write postings with no regard to any punctuation WOULD THEY ???????????? Still a number of people seem to have been interested and/or intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vernon B Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Actually I thought it was obvious that Alf was a woman ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Vernon B - 2011-03-15 5:51 PM Actually I thought it was obvious that Alf was a woman ... And all the world just loves a smartie pants with hindsight! I now wonder whether it was all a scam and Fiona/Alf is really a journalist trying to find out how friendly we are on here for one of the other less friendly forums? Or gather enough info to write an article or a book? Or maye he/she was doing it for a bet? Any other ideas folks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Vernon B - 2011-03-15 5:51 PM Actually I thought it was obvious that Alf was a woman ... Eh?...................I agree her diction was some what unusual :-S But we put that down to him/her being a foreigner :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-15 5:59 PM Or maye he/she was doing it for a bet? Careful mate not sure you allowed to refer to He/She's on these type of forums :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-03-15 6:11 PM Tracker - 2011-03-15 5:59 PM Or maye he/she was doing it for a bet? Careful mate not sure you allowed to refer to He/She's on these type of forums :D :D Quite so. Vanperson is the preferred style! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Brian Kirby - 2011-03-15 6:29 PMBig Momma - 2011-03-15 6:11 PM Tracker - 2011-03-15 5:59 PM Or maye he/she was doing it for a bet? Careful mate not sure you allowed to refer to He/She's on these type of forums :D :D Quite so. Vanperson is the preferred style! :-)Or Camperperson............Or for short a Camperson :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky 8 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 double post sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky 8 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Who ever you are Alf ,Safe journey home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Brian Kirby - 2011-03-15 6:29 PMBig Momma - 2011-03-15 6:11 PM Tracker - 2011-03-15 5:59 PM Or maye he/she was doing it for a bet? Careful mate not sure you allowed to refer to He/She's on these type of forums :D :D Quite so. Vanperson is the preferred style! :-)I wouldn't be at all surprised after all the political correctness police are alive and well and monitoring this forum even as we write!The world has gone barmy and gets more insane by the day!Good job we are not up for fostering a homeless child and giving he/she some tlc innit - but that's another story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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