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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three

Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.




Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.



Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10

Martinis a day.



Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening..



Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks

An occasional beer and never committed adultery.



Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think before judging someone.





Amateurs ... Built the ark.

Professionals ... Built the Titanic :$

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A quart of Whisky represents 2 pints (obvious I know).


Perhaps a really dedicated alcoholic could manage 2 pints a day (every day?)


Are you really sure about this?


Hitler never committed adultery? How do you know? He certainly had a thing going with his niece (she committed suicide over it in Hitler's apartment in 1931) and his wife committed suicide in 1945.


Don't know much about Roosevelt


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Guest pelmetman
flicka - 2011-04-07 9:58 PM


Amateurs ... Built the ark.

Professionals ... Built the Titanic :$


The Ark is a unproven fable....................................and the Titanic proved fallible :D

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