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BRITISH HUMOUR


Syd

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The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by the poodle of a well dressed, middle-aged French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, " My little Fifi is using that seat. These Americans are so rude."

 

The Marine walked the entire train again, but still the only seat left was under that dog." Please ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

 

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"

 

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"

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