flicka Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Careful John, Irish Joke8-)................ the thought police are stalking the corridors of chatterbox;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Here we go again. (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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