Bad day at work ?

[donna miller]

Next time you have a "I hate my job day"

 

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

 

...Try this out:

 

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the

thermometer section and purchase

a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson.

 

Be very sure you get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock your

doors, draw the curtains and

disconnect the phone so

you will not be disturbed.

 

Change into very comfortable

clothing and sit in your favourite

chair. Open the package and

remove the thermometer.

 

Now, carefully place it on a table

or a surface so that it will not

become chipped or broken.

 

Now the fun part begins.

 

Take out the literature from

the box and read it carefully.

 

You will notice that in small

print there is this statement:

 

"Every Rectal Thermometer

made by Johnson & Johnson

is personally tested

and then sanitized."

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat

out loud five times, “I am so glad

I do not work in the thermometer

quality control department at

Johnson & Johnson.”

 

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE

WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A

PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

If you haven't got a smile on your face

and laughter in your heart...

 

Maybe you should go and work

for Johnson and Johnson!