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As a connoisseur of the humble fried chip, to my belly the "Maris Piper" being the holy grail of chips:D 

New potatoes used at this time of year produce pretty naff chips, I have discovered "Charlottes" to be a worthy substitute, twice cooked of course, they make an excellent chip;-)

There you go I've thrown down the gauntlet...................Prove me wrong:D

This should start a proper riot:-)
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Thank goodness! I thought this was going to be another of those awful technical threads about doing electronic things to your van!

 

Now THIS I know something about.

Exactly what kind of spuds you use isn't crucial, as long as they're good examples of their kind with no 'orrible black bits. What really matters is how you cook them. I use an electric deep-fat fryer, but only because it's easier to keep clean - purists would probably insist on a chip-pan on the stove top, but each ot their own.

Slice the chips thick & chunky - taste better, and would you believe it's healthier AS WELL! How rare is that? Apparently it's about the volume of potato and the surface area exposed to the fat.

Plenty of decent oil - we used to use beef dripping, but trying to be healthy these days so we use sunflower oil. Still tastes good.

Heat it to the minimum temp first - around 130 or 140 - and cook the chips in it with no lid, until they're really soft - could be anything up to 20 mins. Then take them out while you blast the temp up to whatever the max is on your machine, so that when you lower them back in they bubble and hiss like mad.

You'll only need them in for a minute this time, until they're golden brown and crispy. Shake the basket, and drain them by standing the basket on a piece of kitchen roll for a few moments, then serve onto warm plates.

Make sure you've got the bread and butter ready (for chip butties of course!) by the time you serve them, add salt and vinegar and you have a meal fit for a king!

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Tony Jones - 2011-08-11 5:36 PM  Now THIS I know something about.Exactly what kind of spuds you use isn't crucial

Isn't Crucial........ISN'T CRUCIAL8-)...............I new this thread would be trouble*-)........I know your a man of God Tony, but that statement is sacrilege to us seekers of the perfect chip............Not only that, what about the cooling period between the first and the second fry;-)
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nowtelse2do - 2011-08-11 6:26 PMWatch it Tony, the teachers are around again :D :D Can't beat them fried in lard, but that's not allowed nowadays :-( and don't mention salt neither, and what about vinegar (Acetic Acid) 8-) Oh sod it, get them down (lol) Chips I mean.Dave

Don't you start............I might not know nuffink..........but chips is in my blood:D.............well according to my doctor anyway8-).............and LARD......YUK:D
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pelmetman - 2011-08-11 6:32 PM

 

nowtelse2do - 2011-08-11 6:26 PM............and LARD......YUK:D

 

Eastern softy :->

 

When I was a kid I loved watching the man chipping the potato's at our local chippy, he was so fast I was waiting for him to chop his fingers off. After I learned a bit about the French revolution my mind use to wander back to him and I would think that he would have been a great executioner.

Then again maybe not, he always missed his fingers :D :D

 

Dave

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pelmetman - 2011-08-11 6:05 PM

 

Not only that, what about the cooling period between the first and the second fry;-)

 

Just happens to be the precise time it takes for the oil to get up to full blast.

 

nowtelse2do

 

Watch it Tony, the teachers are around again

Can't beat them fried in lard, but that's not allowed nowadays

 

Now, now, no need to get THAT cross with teachers!

 

Is it me, or are there too many Daves on this thread? That young Mr Newell will be "chipping in" next!

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Tony Jones - 2011-08-11 7:16 PMThat young Mr Newell will be "chipping in" next![/quote

Pun Alert, Pun Alert8-).................................I don't know*-).......... you start a serious thread and within a few posts it denigrates to puns:-) 
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pelmetman - 2011-08-11 7:27 PM
Tony Jones - 2011-08-11 7:16 PMThat young Mr Newell will be "chipping in" next![/quote

Pun Alert, Pun Alert8-).................................I don't know*-).......... you start a serious thread and within a few posts it denigrates to puns:-) 
Or even degenerates. (lol)
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Well I wasn't going to reply as I'm not actually very bothered about chips but when I saw my name I had to respond, just had to! Nothing constructive to add to the debate on chips and how to cook them, as I've already said I'm not bothered about chips.................sorry forgot what we were talking about?

 

D.

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Nah..... - boiled new potatoes with melted butter and a scattering of chopped parsley - with a crisp dry white - Heaven!! :-D :-D

 

And if any left over crush them with a big spoonful of mayonnaise, with chopped chives - with a crisp dry white - Heaven repeated!! :-D :-D

 

(The common denominator - ......... Crisp dry white) ;-) ;-)

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Forget chips, how about battered potato slices instead ... haven't had them for ages but oooooo they are lovely - soft in side and nice crunchy batter on the outside. You can blame a chip shop for my liking these which used to do brilliant ones and I got addicted as a kid.

 

I can feel a very unhealthy meal coming on! :D

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Mel B - 2011-08-12 5:35 PM

 

Forget chips, how about battered potato slices instead ... haven't had them for ages but oooooo they are lovely - soft in side and nice crunchy batter on the outside. You can blame a chip shop for my liking these which used to do brilliant ones and I got addicted as a kid.

 

I can feel a very unhealthy meal coming on! :D

 

They call 'em scallops round 'ere Mel.

 

D.

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Mel B - 2011-08-12 5:35 PMForget chips, how about battered potato slices instead ..

Forget chips8-).......................Wot a load of scallops:D
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peter - 2011-08-11 8:44 PM
pelmetman - 2011-08-11 7:27 PM
Tony Jones - 2011-08-11 7:16 PMThat young Mr Newell will be "chipping in" next![/quote

Pun Alert, Pun Alert8-).................................I don't know*-).......... you start a serious thread and within a few posts it denigrates to puns:-) 
Or even degenerates. (lol)

I thought I was a degenerate, well according to my teachers anyway(lol)
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Dave Newell - 2011-08-12 5:39 PM

 

Mel B - 2011-08-12 5:35 PM

 

Forget chips, how about battered potato slices instead ... haven't had them for ages but oooooo they are lovely - soft in side and nice crunchy batter on the outside. You can blame a chip shop for my liking these which used to do brilliant ones and I got addicted as a kid.

 

I can feel a very unhealthy meal coming on! :D

 

They call 'em scallops round 'ere Mel.

 

D.

 

They do here too Dave, but I thought that was a bit toooooo 'posh' for you lot to know what I meant! (lol)

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Hello,

 

.....Now then, this is one of our HU benefits - small electric chip pan, chrisp and dry, any spuds will do and cooked as per Tony's instructions (give or take that is).............Chip butties...........

 

Any left over new spuds dropped in the pan and browned........squashed, then buttied........

 

..........One of life's pleasurable moments............... :-D

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We are healthy now so we no longer eat chips but I have fond memories of when we were first married and my mother who was the intimate food snob came to stay with us. She used to cook her chips in oil with all sorts of additives. When my new ( and present) wife cooked chips one evening my father remarked they were the best chips he had ever tasted. What did we cook them in? Well being newly marked and short of cash we used to tip any grease out of the bottom of the grill pan into the chip pan. Naturally it was full of all sorts of flavours and he was right the chips were indeed very tasty.
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We need a bit of fat, salt, sugar, dairy etc in our diet to stay healthy so never mind the health police just go for all things in moderation.

 

I had chips last night, which was the first time for several weeks, but I don't feel the slightest guilt about it paticularly as I also had the regulation 5+ fruit and veg. Yah boo sucks and all that.

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