CliveH Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055 looking forward to the comments (lol)
Guest pelmetman Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 Must be something in the water down that way?8-)...........First Wurzel Gummidge, now a Ninja(lol)
nowtelse2do Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 I think he is more of a threat and a peeping Tom than anything. His actions would IMO antagonise the local yobs. It's alright being a martial arts expert, but from what I've seen they all seem to live in a fantasy world where they are all invincible, and that is not the case. Where I live we have one of those community police officers who is in the same mould, he's been beat up twice *-) Dave
nightrider Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 We used to have a traffic warden round here who was over zelous in his duties, one day while having his dinner in the local caff a rather irate shopkeeper who he had slapped a ticket on came in the caff and tipped a plate of fish chips and mushy pea's over his head.
Guest pelmetman Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 I have decided its my civic duty to police this forum, so I've put my pants on the outside and have got a cape and a mask:D...................Now I need a name????.........Umm???.....Pelmetman....or ..........Pouffeman......Decisions, decisions:D
laimeduck Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-08-31 5:18 PM I have decided its my civic duty to police this forum, so I've put my pants on the outside and have got a cape and a mask:D...................Now I need a name????.........Umm???.....Pelmetman....or ..........Pouffeman......Decisions, decisions:D What colour are your tights? That will dictate the name I think! :D :D
nightrider Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 With a name like poufeman, I think pink would suit you well sir?
nowtelse2do Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-08-31 5:18 PM so I've put my pants on the outside and have got a cape and a mask:D...................Now I need a name????.........Umm???.....Pelmetman....or ..........Pouffeman......Decisions, decisions:D Dave, I don't think the pants would look great over a skirt. The mask.! a definite improvement. As for a name........How about ........ Puffman.....oh hell.! sorry mod can't use that can I ?........is Outapuffman ok. 8-) Dave
Guest pelmetman Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 I think I've got my superhero suit sorted:D Dayglow pink pants, red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).............Now I'm working on a menacing mince to strike terror on the forum(lol)(lol) All I need now is a battle cry?
nightrider Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-08-31 8:24 PMI think I've got my superhero suit sorted:D Dayglow pink pants, red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).............Now I'm working on a menacing mince to strike terror on the forum(lol)(lol)All I need now is a battle cry? Dave,For your battle cry how about "hello ducky, you seem like a nice boy"
Lord Braykewynde Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 laimeduck - 2011-08-31 6:52 PM What colour are your tights? That will dictate the name I think! :D :D Blue tights to match the blue bodice. Also a yellow tutu would look quite fetching as long as they aren't open crotch tights :$
Guest pelmetman Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 knight of the road - 2011-08-31 8:44 PMpelmetman - 2011-08-31 8:24 PMI think I've got my superhero suit sorted:D Dayglow pink pants, red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).............Now I'm working on a menacing mince to strike terror on the forum(lol)(lol) All I need now is a battle cry? Dave,For your battle cry how about "hello ducky, you seem like a nice boy"Not bad Malcolm............but I might be infringing on Dick Emerys copyright(lol).............
nowtelse2do Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-08-31 8:24 PM red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).... For a moment I thought you were talking about your hair. :D Will you be having a truncheon :$ or perhaps a luncheon :-> Dave
Hopesy Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 Perhaps those in distress could shine a big maglite towards the clouds in the shape of a......pair of curtains? :-D
nowtelse2do Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 Aw!!! Brilliant Hopesy, open or closed? and also if the light could be reflected back down onto him and cascading him in a light of the 1st magnitude he could scream out his battle cry.....of....."WHO WANTS HEMMING" :D Dave
laimeduck Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-08-31 8:24 PMI think I've got my superhero suit sorted:D Dayglow pink pants, red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).............Now I'm working on a menacing mince to strike terror on the forum(lol)(lol)All I need now is a battle cry? "Pelmetman expects every Pouffe to do his duty"
CliveH Posted September 1, 2011 Author Posted September 1, 2011 Lord Braykewynde - 2011-08-31 8:56 PM laimeduck - 2011-08-31 6:52 PM What colour are your tights? That will dictate the name I think! :D :D Blue tights to match the blue bodice. Also a yellow tutu would look quite fetching as long as they aren't open crotch tights :$ That's put me right off my sausage and two eggs this morning.
net-traveller Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 knight of the road - 2011-08-31 8:44 PMpelmetman - 2011-08-31 8:24 PMI think I've got my superhero suit sorted:D Dayglow pink pants, red & green stockings to give a hint of my nautical roots, (port and starboard;-)).............Now I'm working on a menacing mince to strike terror on the forum(lol)(lol)All I need now is a battle cry? Dave,For your battle cry how about "hello ducky, you seem like a nice boy"Shirley not. Must be "Hello Sailor, can I check your mooring?"or even "Hello Sailor. Show a leg"
Guest pelmetman Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 No superhero should be without a martial art skill;-) So I have booked my self into a retreat near Uddersfield to learn the ancient art of Ecky-Thump8-)..............I hope to earn the right to carry the black pudding with pride:D................an extract from the brochure reads..... The complete antithesis of deviltry, the discipline of Ecky-Thump is an exercise in spiritual cleansing, moral purity, and beating the unholyhell out of the enemy by the deadly wielding of a blood-filled intestine. Trouble makers beware!!!............. For I will return with my weapon in my hand(lol)
Hopesy Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 For I will return with my weapon in my hand(lol) Surely it's only a small skinless chipolata B-) :D
teflon2 Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Bl00dy hell I've just wet myself laughing. John :-D
Guest pelmetman Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Hopesy - 2011-09-01 4:09 PM Surely it's only a small skinless chipolata B-) :D To you it might be only a small chipolata8-).............but I have been blessed with small hands and a vivid imagination:D
nowtelse2do Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Clive you asked for comments in your first post. What do you think so far? I'm glad that mine have been kept straight, coherent and sane. :D Dave
CliveH Posted September 1, 2011 Author Posted September 1, 2011 Yes I had noticed Dave Have to say you are a huge disapointment Dave. Get a grip mate Get a grip!!! (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)
nowtelse2do Posted September 2, 2011 Posted September 2, 2011 CliveH - 2011-09-01 11:12 PM Have to say you are a huge disapointment Dave. Get a grip mate Get a grip!!! (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Yes that pelmetman is isn't he :D Dave
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