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So, Christmas once again approaches apace.

 

 

 

Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................

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Tracker - New Shirt an absolute must , just look at his photo

Donna - lifetime massage done by my own fair smooth as silk hands , she looks a bit stressed and knotted and I think I could loosen her up a bit

Old Lowie and Francisgraham - Lifetime BNP membership and also try and buy them both a sense of humour which could prove costly

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Why Thank you Antony.

 

The Moderator........A device that automatically electrocutes anyone who puts "simples" at the end of their post.

 

Pelmetman.....A years supply of pink tights for his alter ego "pouffterman"

 

And finally, Bruce, A big box of plasters for the hammering he's got coming for this thread. :D

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BGD - 2011-09-01 1:04 AM

 

 

 

 

 

Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................

 

Because I don't know anyone except Clive I'm saving my money to pay for the site we are staying at in Cornwall for Christmas. As for Clive I'm going to buy him the same as he bought me last year :-)

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Lord Braykewynde - 2011-09-01 9:52 AM

 

BGD - 2011-09-01 1:04 AM

 

 

 

 

 

Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................

 

Because I don't know anyone except Clive I'm saving my money to pay for the site we are staying at in Cornwall for Christmas. As for Clive I'm going to buy him the same as he bought me last year :-)

 

 

No Please LB – I have no need of it – seriously! - after my wife gave me my introductory course of colonic irrigation, that was so successful (and after which I immediately thought of you as a suitable recipient as an Xmas pressy) - my wife bought me a 5 year subscription. Now this was VERY generous of her and I can honestly say I am no longer as full of **it as I used to be.

 

But sadly due to the economic situation we all find ourselves in I am afraid I can not afford similar generosity for your good self, even 1 year further subscription for you, however obvious the need is just too much – however full you are.

 

Hope this does not disappoint

 

Best wishes

 

Clive

 

 

 

(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) 8-)

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CliveH - 2011-09-01 11:17 AM

I can honestly say I am no longer as full of **it as I used to be.

 

But sadly due to the economic situation we all find ourselves in I am afraid I can not afford similar generosity for your good self, even 1 year further subscription for you, however obvious the need is just too much – however full you are.

 

Hope this does not disappoint

 

Best wishes

 

Clive

 

 

 

 

Don't worry over it Clive. The colonic irrigation wasn't a success for myself and my doctor told me that the only hope for a bullish it person like myself was a vet :-(

The thought of that long glove on the vets arm is making my eyes water 8-)

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Great post Bruce.

 

I'll stick with books:-

 

Richard- The Hitch Hikers Guide To Hooking Up

 

Brian- Brevity, and how to achieve it

 

Myself - Aires, The Jeremy Clarkson guide on how to bomb them. Twice.

 

Martyn

 

 

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