BGD Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 So, Christmas once again approaches apace. Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................
antony1969 Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Tracker - New Shirt an absolute must , just look at his photo Donna - lifetime massage done by my own fair smooth as silk hands , she looks a bit stressed and knotted and I think I could loosen her up a bit Old Lowie and Francisgraham - Lifetime BNP membership and also try and buy them both a sense of humour which could prove costly
donna miller Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Why Thank you Antony. The Moderator........A device that automatically electrocutes anyone who puts "simples" at the end of their post. Pelmetman.....A years supply of pink tights for his alter ego "pouffterman" And finally, Bruce, A big box of plasters for the hammering he's got coming for this thread. :D
pepe63xnotuse Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Well...with having used the "C" word,this is one thread that *should* be pulled... (lol) (..sorry.as you were..... *-) )
Lord Braykewynde Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 BGD - 2011-09-01 1:04 AM Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................ Because I don't know anyone except Clive I'm saving my money to pay for the site we are staying at in Cornwall for Christmas. As for Clive I'm going to buy him the same as he bought me last year :-)
CliveH Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Lord Braykewynde - 2011-09-01 9:52 AM BGD - 2011-09-01 1:04 AM Name three other Forum members, and for each of them tell us what you would get them for Christmas, and why................ Because I don't know anyone except Clive I'm saving my money to pay for the site we are staying at in Cornwall for Christmas. As for Clive I'm going to buy him the same as he bought me last year :-) No Please LB – I have no need of it – seriously! - after my wife gave me my introductory course of colonic irrigation, that was so successful (and after which I immediately thought of you as a suitable recipient as an Xmas pressy) - my wife bought me a 5 year subscription. Now this was VERY generous of her and I can honestly say I am no longer as full of **it as I used to be. But sadly due to the economic situation we all find ourselves in I am afraid I can not afford similar generosity for your good self, even 1 year further subscription for you, however obvious the need is just too much – however full you are. Hope this does not disappoint Best wishes Clive (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) 8-)
Lord Braykewynde Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 CliveH - 2011-09-01 11:17 AM I can honestly say I am no longer as full of **it as I used to be. But sadly due to the economic situation we all find ourselves in I am afraid I can not afford similar generosity for your good self, even 1 year further subscription for you, however obvious the need is just too much – however full you are. Hope this does not disappoint Best wishes Clive Don't worry over it Clive. The colonic irrigation wasn't a success for myself and my doctor told me that the only hope for a bullish it person like myself was a vet :-( The thought of that long glove on the vets arm is making my eyes water 8-)
LordThornber Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Great post Bruce. I'll stick with books:- Richard- The Hitch Hikers Guide To Hooking Up Brian- Brevity, and how to achieve it Myself - Aires, The Jeremy Clarkson guide on how to bomb them. Twice. Martyn
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