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Ray, a motorhome owner, tours in his motorhome with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a busy Caravan Club site in Devon the bird yelled so loudly that the family with 2 children next door in a big 7 metre motorhome , knocked on Ray’s door to demand its silence.

 

Desperate, Ray locked the bird in a kitchen locker. But it didn't help: the bird kept on swearing.

 

The next day, the bird was even worse. So, as a last resort, Ray threw it into his spacious Dometic freezer.

 

After five minutes, all was quiet. Worried that the offensive bird might be freezing, Ray took it out.

 

"I'm sorry," confessed the suddenly polite bird. "I promise to never swear again."

 

Ray was astonished. He couldn't understand the change in attitude.

 

"By the way," asked the parrot, "what did the chicken do?"

 

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