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Some people are very clever.

 

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

 

After careful planning, he got past security,

 

stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

 

However, he was captured only two blocks away

 

when his van ran out of gas.

 

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime

 

and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

 

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

 

 

 

 

I had no Monet

 

 

 

to buy Degas

 

 

 

to make the Van Gogh'

 

 

 

See if you have De Gaulle to send

 

this on to someone else.

 

 

 

I posted it because I figured

 

I had nothing Toulouse

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