Lord Braykewynde Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Three mice in a Glasgow pub were having a mouse to mouse talk about who is the hardest. Aberdeen mouse says "I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese oot and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room." Edinburgh mouse says "You poof. I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it." Glasgow mouse finishes his beer, gets up and walks to the door. "Where are you going?", asks the other two. "Home to make love to the cat." He didn't really say that but I edited it for decency :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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