Syd Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 The last words of General John Sedgwick They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?" ~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "what the hell was..........." Mayor of Hiroshima. D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "Bugger Bognor" Said by King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laimeduck Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "It was the Food!", Richard Harris, Actor - to other diners at the Savoy Hotel London, while on a stretcher in the foyer before being taken to hospital where he died. "Iceberg? What Iceberg?" - Captain of the Titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off " Michael Cain " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postnote Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 What is the absolute last word in any dictionary? Zyxt is listed as the last word in the online Oxford English Dictionary, an obsolete Kentish word that is the second singular indicative present form of the verb see. The next-to-last is zyxst, an obsolete word meaning 'sixth'. Several online dictionaries list the word zyzzyva, a tropical American weevil, as the last word in the letter Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave225 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankkia Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 These mushrooms you picked are delic---------- Man who bought the wrong Christmas pressie for his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 A man fell down a well and broke both his arms when the rescuers found him they shouted down , we will send a rope down tie it around your waist and we will haul you out .. I can't i've broken both arms,,,,ok then try and hold it with your teeth and we will pull you up slowly... The rescuers slowly hauled him to the top of the well and as he reached the top one of the said " nearly there are you ok ? he replied Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 Last words That is what my beloved always has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepe63xnotuse Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Syd - 2011-12-28 7:03 PM Last words That is what my beloved always has No!..Syd..you've got that wrong..it's YOU who should always have the last words... ...admittedly,they should always be "..YES DEAR.!" (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 From Robert Maxwell..... Who welded this bloody rai.....................aaaaggghhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Collings Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Sept 1959 The first Mini arrived at the Austin agents I worked for and the foreman said. "They will never sell the wheels are too small" Strictly speaking they were not his last word as he died in 2010 aged 97 but never spoil a story for want of a few facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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