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Lord Braykewynde

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I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages, emails and post in forums have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.

 

 

 

Capitalization is the difference between

a) "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and

b) "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

 

 

 

Is everybody clear on that? :-)

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I am indebted to my honourable friend for that very descriptive description and I confirm that I do understand the difference.

 

I am not so sure that the horse understands whether he is being riden or something completely different though!!

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No problem Colin - no ofence ever taken at gud natured banter!

 

As part of our eforts to economise we are urged to cut back to only using a single leter in place of two.

 

It may not sound much to you but every leter counts and just think how much ink and paper could be saved if everyone folowed suit!

 

The next thing I supose we wil be asked to use txt spk - heaven help us al!

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Symbol Owner - 2012-01-04 1:49 PM

 

Tracker - 2012-01-04 1:35 PM

The next thing I supose we wil be asked to use txt spk - heaven help us al!

 

Hear! Hear!, Richard, now that really does rouse the Grumpy Old Man in me

(!)

 

Colin.

U r right :D

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pelmetman - 2012-01-04 1:44 PM

 

I think Francis went to a bad grammar......... as it has left him with a terrible superiority complex :D

Not heard from francis for a while, think he might have gone of one of his walking and climbing treks, sooner him than me in this weather.

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knight of the road - 2012-01-04 2:45 PM

 

Not heard from francis for a while, think he might have gone of one of his walking and climbing treks, sooner him than me in this weather.

 

 

Himalayas with a bit of luck seeking his relatives, the Yeti . Also probably upbraiding the Nepalese on their lack of grammar :-(

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nowtelse2do - 2012-01-04 7:01 PM

 

I loved my grammar, she was a sweet old lady and was alway's spoiling me :-D

 

Dave

 

Shame she didn't stop spoiling you long enough to show you where to stick your apostrophe then innit Dave!

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Tracker - 2012-01-04 7:52 PM

 

nowtelse2do - 2012-01-04 7:01 PM

 

I loved my grammar, she was a sweet old lady and was always spoiling me :-D

 

Dave

 

Shame she didn't stop spoiling you long enough to show you where to stick your apostrophe then innit Dave!

 

I know where I would like to stick it Rich :-> Is that better :D

 

Dave

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Can we now stop chucking the flack at Malcolm now please folks?

 

We all get it wrong sometimes and whilst to err is human -

 

to get forgiveness on here is often -

 

 

 

 

 

bloody nigh impossible!

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