Lord Braykewynde Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Recently we have had our bathroom gutted and a new one installed. Within a few weeks the light switch wouldn't work so I called the fitters who unfortunately were on a Christmas break. For this reason during the night, on my nightly wanderings, I had to use a torch. This meant I had to point Percy at the porcelain with one hand while holding the torch with the other. This brings me to the issue of my posting. It is a phallusy put about by females that men cannot multitask :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Anyone with half a brain would simply take a seat surely. No multi tasking and no missing then :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Braykewynde Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 Syd - 2012-01-11 11:28 AM Anyone with half a brain would simply take a seat surely. No multi tasking and no missing then :D :D At 3am when half asleep I would probably drop off, no not the bog, again. Besides it's not very macho to cutch for a pee (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Should have woke the OH and asked her to hold something for you........Maybe the torch. :-D :-D Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Braykewynde Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 nowtelse2do - 2012-01-11 11:50 AM Should have woke the OH and asked her to hold something for you........Maybe the torch. :-D :-D Dave No way. I'm just pleased to prove I can multitask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Wouldn't work for me. I need both hands for the original task. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 peter - 2012-01-11 3:22 PM Wouldn't work for me. I need both hands for the original task. :D Plus a third hand to hold the magnifying glass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Braykewynde Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 peter - 2012-01-11 3:22 PM Wouldn't work for me. I need both hands for the original task. :D Oh don't get me wrong peter, I also needed both hands to pull myself out of bed :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky 8 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-11 8:41 AMRecently we have had our bathroom gutted and a new one installed. Within a few weeks the light switch wouldn't work so I called the fitters who unfortunately were on a Christmas break. For this reason during the night, on my nightly wanderings, I had to use a torch. This meant I had to point Percy at the porcelain with one hand while holding the torch with the other. This brings me to the issue of my posting. It is a phallusy put about by females that men cannot multitask :-|If your feet stayed dry ,you certainly can multi task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Ah yes, but women only multi-task if necessary ... a woman would have been prepared and used a head torch ... and we don't have to hold anything! 8-) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Tracker - 2012-01-11 3:27 PM peter - 2012-01-11 3:22 PM Wouldn't work for me. I need both hands for the original task. :D Plus a third hand to hold the magnifying glass! Another hand for the pin to get it out with. Hey Peter, you must have a heavy torch. Wife use to say I was all hands, just like an bl**dy octopus. Now she says I'm more of a Guppy (lol) Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Mel B - 2012-01-11 11:19 PM Ah yes, but women only multi-task if necessary ... a woman would have been prepared and used a head torch ... and we don't have to hold anything! 8-) (lol) Absolutely amazing. Its the only thing I know of that holds water and it got a hole in the bottom of it :D :D And its upside down. 8-) Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankkia Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Take 1/4 of a viagra every day - stops you piddling on your slippers - and no need for the torch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Syd - 2012-01-11 11:28 AM Anyone with half a brain would simply take a seat surely. No multi tasking and no missing then :D :D Or put the landing light on and left the door open *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Braykewynde Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 donna miller - 2012-01-12 10:25 AM Or put the landing light on and left the door open *-) Only landing I've got is what I stand on to clean the pond out :-S We live in a bungalow :-S I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerC Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-12 10:34 AM donna miller - 2012-01-12 10:25 AM I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) What would the servants say?............ (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-12 10:34 AM donna miller - 2012-01-12 10:25 AM Or put the landing light on and left the door open *-) Only landing I've got is what I stand on to clean the pond out :-S We live in a bungalow :-S I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Wich reminds me of the time that the Gipsy girl was getting married and her mother took her to one side and said "when you are married he will try to put his most prized possession where you pee" The girl replied "Now dont be so daft mam he will never get his transit van in the sink" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 A few years ago I went for a wee in the middle of the night and to avoid waking the wife I left the landing light off. Fell down the stairs and broke my neck (fortunately it was not fatal). Doctor who looked after me told me it was a very common occurrence since so many houses have the toilet right at the top of the stairs. Happily there were no serious long term effects though I do find it difficult to turn my neck very far. Wife woke up big time. We have a small motion activated led light at the top of the stairs now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul- Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-12 10:34 AM We live in a bungalow :-S I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) washing the pots while having a pee..............now that's multi tasking (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-12 10:34 AM I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) I'm too much of a lady to have suggested that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Braykewynde Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 donna miller - 2012-01-12 7:40 PM Lord Braykewynde - 2012-01-12 10:34 AM I've just realised I could have pee'd in the kitchen sink (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) I'm too much of a lady to have suggested that :D Well I do have a confession to make :$ Many years ago I went through a period of sleep walking. One night my wife caught me piddling in the kitchen pedal bin, or should that be piddle bin :-S Another time she had to bring me back to bed after catching up with me, starkers, on my way down our garden path on my way to the chip shop. This was in the early hours thankfully so not many about :-) There were a few more instances, so much that my wife had to lock the bedroom door whilst I closed my eyes and put my fingers in my ears so that I didn't know where she was hiding the key (lol) There was a common denominator to all of this. Everytime I'd had a skin full *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Frankkia - 2012-01-12 12:07 AM Take 1/4 of a viagra every day - stops you piddling on your slippers - and no need for the torch! Now that IS multi-tasking ... taking a shower at the same time!!! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankkia Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 No Mel that is 1 quarter of a Viagra - only just enough to raise a smile - not the dead. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 :D :D :D :D Brilliant . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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