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A woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove

a curse she has been living with for the last 30 years.

 

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me

the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

 

The woman says without hesitation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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teflon2 - 2012-01-13 6:39 PM

 

So he got rid of her mother in law. :-D John

 

Strange name for a mother in law - no wonder he got rid of him!

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I have been a happily married man for 40 years and my wife keeps telling me that in case I forget. When I told her that Pamela Anderson was coming round while she was out, she just handed me a bottle of baby oil and an unopened book entitled 'sex for the elderly and infirm'. She then walked out laughing.

 

So, I suppose it is back to polishing the caravan.

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