donna miller Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without reservation, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep. Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........ BLOODY MOSQUITOS!!!!!!
Guest peter Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 You feeling o/k Donna. Not having one of your erotic fantasy turns again are you?. (lol)
Frankkia Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 .... and knock seven kinds of crap out of the walls of the 'van until your body has been squashed to the thickness of a tissue and the walls are left with the stain of the blood you took from me. Bindare Dundat aka
donna miller Posted October 18, 2012 Author Posted October 18, 2012 peter - 2012-10-18 8:20 PM You feeling o/k Donna. Not having one of your erotic fantasy turns again are you?. (lol) Only when I think of you Peter. :D
Brian Kirby Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Blimey Donna, I hope it wore a condom! :-)
Tony Jones Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Gosh Brian, that's the shortest post I can ever remember from you! Has Donna got you (almost) speechless? PS Anyone who enjoyed Donna's post should look on Twitter for Fifty Sheds of Grey - brilliant.
Guest peter Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Tony........ that's because he knows everything about everything. And bugger all about the more interesting side of life. I'm surprised he actually typed "CONDOM" on a public forum. (lol) (lol)
Brian Kirby Posted October 19, 2012 Posted October 19, 2012 peter - 2012-10-18 11:15 PM Tony........ that's because he knows everything about everything. And bugger all about the more interesting side of life. I'm surprised he actually typed "CONDOM" on a public forum. (lol) (lol) Despite the complement, I see a small contradiction there Peter. Surely "everything" would by definition include whatever it is in life that you find interesting? :-D
Brian Kirby Posted October 19, 2012 Posted October 19, 2012 Tony Jones - 2012-10-18 10:48 PM Gosh Brian, that's the shortest post I can ever remember from you! Has Donna got you (almost) speechless? PS Anyone who enjoyed Donna's post should look on Twitter for Fifty Sheds of Grey - brilliant. Length of comment as appropriate to complexity of subject. Some things just shouldn't be expanded upon! :-)
Guest peter Posted October 19, 2012 Posted October 19, 2012 Brian Kirby - 2012-10-19 9:35 PM peter - 2012-10-18 11:15 PM Tony........ that's because he knows everything about everything. And bugger all about the more interesting side of life. I'm surprised he actually typed "CONDOM" on a public forum. (lol) (lol) Despite the complement, I see a small contradiction there Peter. Surely "everything" would by definition include whatever it is in life that you find interesting? :-DYou got me there Brian............again. Will I never learn not to engage with such a master as your good self. :D
Brian Kirby Posted October 20, 2012 Posted October 20, 2012 My dear chap, you are fffaaaaar to self effacing! I really can't handle all this humility from a LeVoyageur owner such as your good self. I therefore happily concede that you know far more about what you know about than I do! :-D
Guest pelmetman Posted October 20, 2012 Posted October 20, 2012 So getting back to the OP :-S.........................Is Donna having an affair with the mosquito or not :D :D
Guest peter Posted October 21, 2012 Posted October 21, 2012 Well Dave, they have apparently exchanged bodilly fluids. :$
George Collings Posted October 21, 2012 Posted October 21, 2012 How about this for a plot for a novel involving, violence, sex, clamps, partner domination etc, etc set in a motorcaravanning owners club. Of course you need a good title. something like Fifty shades of White.
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