Pete-B Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I realised yesterday that the MH needed a good wash and polish before she goes into storage for the winter months. But when I got up this morning I had a bit of a headache so I asked the Duchess in a really nice voice and not demanding in any way whatsoever ,if, when she'd finished the hovering and got the ironing done would she mind doing it. I showed her Silverbacks previous thread and and how his missus got on and did it for him and also I said I would happily wash the breakfast things up. Well, you would have thought I was asking for the crown jewels because without going through everthing she said, in a nutshell, get stu@@ed. I mean after nearly fifty years of marriage and doing my duty in all sections and the fact I'm 75 and she's only 70, I reckoned I deserved better. So I reminded her of her wedding vows and in particular the bit that said " love and OBEY " , she said I'll remind you of something, where the front door is. I should have listened to my old dad, he said, on our wedding day " keep her busy, teach her what her station is in life, look after her needs as a man and you won't go far wrong. I think she's regretting her decision though because, whilst I was out there slaving away she brought me out a cup of tea and a couple of Aspirin, well, I think they were Aspirin. *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 They were probably Viagra, as you obviously haven't been fullfilling her needs as a man, or she would have willingly washed the van for you. So as to conserve your energy for her needs. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 kick her in to touch and fly over to Thailand and pick up a few younger replacements.....I blame Emilly Pankhurst...... DONT! what ever you do get a Russian! *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverback Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 well Pete....she has obviously got a bit too comfortable after 50 years 8-) bit of got her feet under the table sort of speak *-) as for "where have you gone wrong in life" i remind you of an old saying TREAT EM MEAN...KEEP EM KEEN !!! (lol) (lol) (lol) jonathan ps. i better get my pinny on and do the washing up!! the missus is getting out the bath!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 8:30 PM kick her in to touch and fly over to Thailand and pick up a few younger replacements.....I blame Emilly Pankhurst...... DONT! what ever you do get a Russian! *-) Why not Judge ... do tell! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 peter - 2012-10-25 8:28 PM They were probably Viagra, as you obviously haven't been fullfilling her needs as a man, or she would have willingly washed the van for you. So as to conserve your energy for her needs. (lol) How do you come to know that Viagra look like Asprin Peter - do you perchance need a helping hand in 'keepy uppys' I suspect that many of us had no idea what a Viagra tablet looks like until you enlightened us all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 PM me your address's and I will send you some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 10:40 PM PM me your address's and I will send you some... ... aspirin or viagra!!! 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 10:40 PM PM me your address's and I will send you some... There you are Peter you won't get a better offer than that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggyd Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 If your long suffering wife >:-( on ly told you to get stu++ed !!! she really needs to widen her vocabulary (lol) and as we have been married for 51 years I might just be able to help her there. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Tracker - 2012-10-26 9:13 AM JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 10:40 PM PM me your address's and I will send you some... There you are Peter you won't get a better offer than that!!I think Eddie was refering to you Richard. I'm still young and vigorous enough not to need them. Poor old Eddie obviously does though. I did try one once and took it too early and sat at the table on my boat to eat my bacon and eggs with the consequences of taking it gradully trying to burst it's way out of my jeans. Most uncomfortable. Luckilly it lasted long enough to make good use of it's effects after breakfast. :$ :D :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldi Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Morning all, I learnt to stand up to my wife, now when she says come out from under the table, I say no. norm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archiesgrandad Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 My Father always said that a good woman is like a good carpet, and should be beaten well regularly and walked all over all the time. He didn't follow his own advice, so it may longer be appropriate. Annonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 8:30 PMkick her in to touch and fly over to Thailand and pick up a few younger replacements*-)I think Thailand has more to offer than that judge! However as always someone will disagree with me.My homeland / birth country has so much more to offer than that, and I feel so very sad that all people see of it is the sex trade.But then again, I am also upset how certain Thai people wish to be seen by the rest of the world.Why people never see the true side of it's native people, enjoy the other sites of a country, upsets me.No doubt this thread will end shortly after my comments!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Mel B - 2012-10-25 10:52 PM JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 10:40 PM PM me your address's and I will send you some... ... aspirin or viagra!!! 8-) Or Russians?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Thai Bry - 2012-10-27 8:17 PM JudgeMental - 2012-10-25 8:30 PMkick her in to touch and fly over to Thailand and pick up a few younger replacements*-)I think Thailand has more to offer than that judge! However as always someone will disagree with me.My homeland / birth country has so much more to offer than that, and I feel so very sad that all people see of it is the sex trade.But then again, I am also upset how certain Thai people wish to be seen by the rest of the world.Why people never see the true side of it's native people, enjoy the other sites of a country, upsets me.No doubt this thread will end shortly after my comments!! Hi Bry, not seen you on here for a while! :-S Don't get too het up about what Judge has said, Thailand, from what I can tell/have heard and seen on TV etc is a wonderful country with wonderful people. It's a bit like people saying that the Irish (allegedly!) are all thick which we know isn't true, or that all Yorkshire men wear flat caps and have whippets ... in some countries the British are regarded as being stuck up class obsessed snobs ... *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Not at all Bry. I'm sure Eddie didn't mean it as a slurr. I agree it's a shame that sex seems to be your country's perceived main tourist attraction. As it's probabl;y a very beautifull country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Pete-B - 2012-10-25 8:08 PM I realised yesterday that the MH needed a good wash and polish before she goes into storage for the winter months. But when I got up this morning I had a bit of a headache so I asked the Duchess in a really nice voice and not demanding in any way whatsoever ,if, when she'd finished the hovering and got the ironing done would she mind doing it. I showed her Silverbacks previous thread and and how his missus got on and did it for him and also I said I would happily wash the breakfast things up. Well, you would have thought I was asking for the crown jewels because without going through everthing she said, in a nutshell, get stu@@ed. I mean after nearly fifty years of marriage and doing my duty in all sections and the fact I'm 75 and she's only 70, I reckoned I deserved better. So I reminded her of her wedding vows and in particular the bit that said " love and OBEY " , she said I'll remind you of something, where the front door is. I should have listened to my old dad, he said, on our wedding day " keep her busy, teach her what her station is in life, look after her needs as a man and you won't go far wrong. I think she's regretting her decision though because, whilst I was out there slaving away she brought me out a cup of tea and a couple of Aspirin, well, I think they were Aspirin. *-) Disgraceful. Give her the choice between receiving a sound thrashing over your knee......or taken outside to the whipping post and thrashed in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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