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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)


The missus bought a Paperback

down Shepton Mallet way

I had a look inside her bag

T'was "fifty shades of grey"

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed

An hour later she appeared

The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope

And in her right a whip

She threw them down upon the floor

And then began to strip

Well fifty years or so ago

I might have had a peek

But Mabel hasn't weathered well

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind

Could not have been much grimmer

And things then went from bad to worse

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet

A couple of minutes later

She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominater!!

Now if you knew our Mabel

You'd see just why I spluttered

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more

About what occurred that day

Suffice to say my jet black hair

Turned fifty shades of Grey.


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