Guest starspirit Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Not in Mel's case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 (WORMS) Women Of Really Minimal Sense, I mean who else would drive their motorhome into a river and get out and take a photo. I really do have to question the intelligence of some of contributors. One all I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Clear as a bell Geoff. Perhaps the van is amphibious and the very nice lady in question can also walk on water. After all most women can multitask so taking a photo whilst walking on water should be easy peasy lemon sqeezy. You are only jealous 'cos you ain't got a snooker table in your van but in my last van we only had a tennis court because it was smaller - so there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Geoff Lindesfarne to be precise, not a river. Question away about my intelligence, at least you admit I've got some ... if you ain't got any then you won't know what it is I'm afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 (Not to be read by Mel B) Starspirit, I hear what you say but is she actually a woman. In an earlier post in her own words she describes herself as more of man type of women, and when you think about it some of those replies she post are very manly. So would it be able to walk on water? I,m not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Gonna have to start a new page sooooooooooooon. Record viewing record Banter...................Got my eye on you Geoff . YOU GOING FOR THE RECORD ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 And just what has Mel done to rattle your cage Geoff? Get outta bed on the wrong side did you? I seem to recall it was not so long ago that you were on Mel's side giving me what for? Although I firmly believe that a woman's place is in the kitchen and I ain't never (double negative?) met a logical thinking woman yet and I still shiver at the thought of a woman piloting three and a half tons of Motorhome through narrow villages even I don't insult them - well not all the time anyway. Discuss? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Don't try it on the English Channel, take the ferry!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Geoffrey bobbles bom-bom!! I'm shocked!!! Just because I do a lot of things that men do, like DIY etc (disabled Dad meant I had to learn to do most things) doesn't mean that I'm not ALL WOMAN!!! My husband is quite happy in that regard thank you ... no, not that you smutty devil! My way of writing is more 'manly' as you put it as I work with men and I have to keep things simple so that they can understand what's going on -sorry if that's not easy enough for you to comprehend my sweet. As for walking on water ... I don't need to, it just parts as soon as I look at it! If you look at the picture you can see that I made it part for my motorhome! Mel B PS: I was scarey long before she was!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Welcome back Michellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle where have you been all night ? watching BB. Page 5 here I come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Richard I'll take you lot on any day................. I'll show you how to shift it.. It's a known fact that not only are we multi taskers but,whilst a man is only thinking of how to win . A women has her mind on the upstairs mirror and the downstairs step's. & who's ringing her BELLS.......... :-S :-S (!) (!) (?) (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 NO DONT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE>>>>>>............... AND NO I DON'T SIT AT HOME WATCHING WOMENS DAYTIME PROGRAMES EITHER>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'am to young for that ..I have been loading my MH all day................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Have you warned France your coming yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Back to you GEOFF 2 love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 LOL nearly spilt my tea................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 As It's for your viewings I will write seperately ....Have to pick up tomorrow BBC1 10.55 THE VAN ...THe book is Excellent!!!!!!""" Author RODDY DOYLE booker prize winner you will love it........... goodnight one and all................... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 Watched it, I agree was good, did it resemble your van, if so suggest you don't take it to France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 my van is just slightly dirtier ...Has been mistaken for a chipper though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I doubt Michelllle has time to watch any TV as she spends her life checking tyre pressures, looking for weighbridges and gas alarms and doing her very best to be the worlds most prolific email writer ever. Good job she can multitask or her family would be very hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Is that Walter or Jack ......... haven't quite worked out which charature you are yet............... I have a dog why bark myself.................as Mel said............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Why have you lost your label, you've gone from regular to NOTHING.......................absolutely NOTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Took it away VETERAN .................just to get your BILLLLLLLLLIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Theres only one L in BILLY silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 You put two? I see one rule for men one for women ............I like load's GRUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Now now people there are four 'L's in silly billy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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