michele Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 if your off to bed this early I don't think we need the reason as to why you take yours naughty .............. Me well mine make me happy I just keep asking the Doctor for half a pound of Happy pills...... they seem to work :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Looks like your dog's on them as well Michele! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Daftest ... using the loo whilst on the motorway in a jam, unfortunately my husband forgot I was in there and suddenly drove off at speed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 Firstly not my dog just thought it looked like me MAD.............. Mel mine deliberatley wait's till I need to go which as you get older is quite often ....Then he brakes ..he thinks it's funny . Theres more than one way to skin a cat women scorned springs to mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Bell Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Drove through a Toll booth in France with a height restriction. Thankfully it was only hanging red and white chains but boy did I CRPA myself. It sounded like I was decapitating the overcab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 once got the blame for taking off the top of a Double Decker London bus Not guilty male collegue..haha.......... Still that's another subject....... Although I do admit to thinkinh that my mirrors are as high as a Bus (wish they were like the Mercedes high up) anyway's driving down a small Padstow` lane after going to see Rick stein Resturant and a very nice man in a VW stopped all the traffic to let me through. Typical looked at the gap new it was mine easy fit a bus through there let alone Bessie Van .Foot down Forgot the Mirrors at the same level as his VW .......Poor Man brand new VW ..still sent him the money and he sent a thank you card he thought I had driven off . I had just moved because we were blocking the whole of Padstow ......Silly women still not as daft as my old man though.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Now there;s a thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 got my eye on you cheeky......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docted Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 But I was driving !, and wife did open door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 goodone Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 About 30 years ago drove up a 'one way street' sign posted "P" but it did not mention it was a multistorey car park. Luck was on my side this time as a charming [very rare] Police Woman stopped me and helped me to reverse out as by now there was a queue of cars behind me. I hate to think what I would have done if I got to the car park only to find it too low for the 'van and a queue of cars refusing to let me reverse out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Docted explain to the blonde ? (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasmineAnders Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Told to me by a fellow motorcaravanner:- The front of his van was up on ramps. Getting ready to go out he stood by the open drivers door and released the handbrake. The van ran back and stopped with the offside front wheel on his foot- trapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 my god was he ok............. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 forgot to drive on the left when back in good old blighty Foxy :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 for how long before you noticed.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasmineAnders Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 He said that he yelled for help and someone came and moved the van. So he was OK apart from a bruised foot- and ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 When I saw the white of the eyes of the oncoming motorist and blamed him for being on the wrong side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasmineAnders Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 We had stopped in a park for a picnic. I decided that I had seen a better parking place- forgetting that Rosie had already started getting the food ready at the back of the van. She shot sideways- and her bum went through the lower panel of the toilet door. I got told off -because I was more worried about the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Another Beauty, started the engine as my other alf was climbing in through the habitation door. Up went the step down went the wife >:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbarnett Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 nice one, wives don't normally go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Driving out of Le Harve and in the underpass lane with 2metre height restriction, much to the concern of passing motorists, arm waving and horn blowing ( I was going to change lanes a.s.a.p honest !!! ) chas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixters other half Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 To save time explaining all, go see RV with Robin Williams, you will find most of whats happened to me captured on film. The grey/black waste is particularly near to the mark. V O H (aka Yoda) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted June 16, 2007 Author Share Posted June 16, 2007 Ok this is funny come on you new lot add to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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