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A Lancashire supermarket chain has been forced to clear its shelves of monkey nuts - because the label doesn't state that the packet contains nuts

 

A spokesperson for the FSA said: 'The reason for the withdrawal is that the packaging does not state the product contains peanuts, which is a specific allergen that’s listed in legislation.

 

Just thought I'd share that with you in case you bought some before they were withdrawn. :D

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Guest 1footinthegrave
Perhaps it's me I thought the clue was in the name "nuts", but I did appreciate the advice on an electric drill I purchased once that warned " do not use under water" :D
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donna miller - 2013-04-27 7:25 AM

 

These forums should contain the same warning.

 

A lot of them on here are those awful square ones rather than the standard hexagonal variety. Plus there seems to be a plethora of dipsticks - I thought you only needed one per chatterbox!

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I'm worried now that I might be contravening labeling laws :-S..................

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe I should get........ "Warning contents are Nuts" ........ tattooed across my forehead :D

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My missus reckons my underpants don't comply either. :D

 

But I also loved the following warning on some sleeping pills I was prescribed

 

May cause drowsiness. :D

 

And this little gem.....

 

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down. :D

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donna miller - 2013-04-27 7:25 AM

 

These forums should contain the same warning.

Something along the lines of "chatterbox forum could seriously retard your level of intelligence" or "please engage your sense of humour when responding to posts on the chatterbox forum, it's not real life as we know it. It's just for a bit of fun. :D
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peter - 2013-04-27 9:44 PM

 

donna miller - 2013-04-27 7:25 AM

 

These forums should contain the same warning.

Something along the lines of "chatterbox forum could seriously retard your level of intelligence" or "please engage your sense of humour when responding to posts on the chatterbox forum, it's not real life as we know it. It's just for a bit of fun. :D

 

Perhaps the most appropriate warning would be that spoken by Dr Bones McCoy of Star Trek fame...

 

"It's life ... but not as we know it!" :D

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