michele Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 > Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea > air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - > clearly being menaced by a very large shark. > > > Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian > Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the > jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain > to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew > the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. > > At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men > wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the > men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, > immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and > pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, > beat the shark to death. > > They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into > the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for > a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... > It was the Queen calling them to the yacht. > > On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about > the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for > your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate > Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England > team are true heroes and should serve as a model for > sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and > sailed away. > > As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was > that?!" > > "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the > Commonwealth and knows everything about our country." > > "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows f*ck all about shark > fishing. How's the bait holding up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 [QUOTE]gone back to taking the pills out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea > air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - > clearly being menaced by a very large shark. > > > Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian > Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the > jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain > to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew > the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. > > At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men > wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the > men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, > immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and > pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, > beat the shark to death. > > They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into > the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for > a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... > It was the Queen calling them to the yacht. > > On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about > the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for > your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate > Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England > team are true heroes and should serve as a model for > sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and > sailed away. > > As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was > that?!" > > "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the > Commonwealth and knows everything about our country." > > "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows f*ck all about shark > fishing. How's the bait holding up?" [/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 bit like me and campers really..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Why Do I Not have nan orange sticky thingy more than 20 people have read..? what's happening I know Iam mad but this site is or has gone mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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