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So today Jacob Rees Mogg comes out suggesting a pact with UKIP, funny old world eh, or is he a Tory fruitcake loony racist.
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1footinthegrave - 2013-05-19 11:37 AM

 

So today Jacob Rees Mogg comes out suggesting a pact with UKIP, funny old world eh, or is he a Tory fruitcake loony racist.

 

I think that's old news Mike -- This is dated 5th. May:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-22419219 but, yes, perhaps he is one of the "Swivel-eyed loons" that Lord Feldman is denying that he dubbed them! Here:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22579346

 

The Tory right wing Eurosceptics (led by the likes of John Redwood) would appear to be making UKIP irrelavent and unneccesary -- Cameron, (providing he can unshackle himself from Clegg) looks as though he will 'do the business' , but not before Farrago and co. 'white wash' the MEP elections next year I expect!

 

Cheers,

 

Colin.

 

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Ah Clegg, he could have been UKIP by any other name in 2008, funny that they changed their spots once they got elected. ;-)

 

What me, a cynic, never :D

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Well posted Mike, I'd forgotten that one!

 

(Back to mowing the lawn -- before I cook the Sunday dinner -- a retired husband's work is never done! -- and I'm a couple of years older than you Mike -- from your 'username' I thought that you wrere as old as Jonah!)

 

Cheers,

 

Colin.

 

P.S. It looks as though CliveH. and Roger's (i.e. 'Had Enough') long-running 'bet' nonsense has seen everybody else off! What's happened to Dave 'Pelmet'?

Anyway, you and I can have a civilised discussion in their absence!

I might even get some motorhoming in soon, you never know! 'Never say die' Mike, life can creep up on you and 'bite you on the bum' (as this nasty arthritic condition did on me, last August) but don't give cruel fate best -- keep on fighting!

 

C.

 

;-)

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Symbol Owner - 2013-05-19 2:33 PM

a retired husband's work is never done! -- and I'm a couple of years older than you Mike -- from your 'username' I thought that you wrere as old as Jonah!)

 

Sorry Mike -- my Bible classes were 60 years ago -- I meant Job!!! :$

 

Cheers!

 

C.

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I've come to regret my user name, it was an attempt at humour at first, now it seems I've morphed into Victor himself, I don't believe it................................ ;-) my second choice was "miserable old git" :D

 

As for the others, mmm,hard to say where they have gone. I just hope Had enough truly has had enough, I know i've had enough of had enough. ;-)

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Nice weekend........everyone trying to catch up with job's (job's as in work Colin (lol) ) I'd think.

 

I've been messing with the TR, getting ready for Thursday early morning start down to Dover (don't start Mike :D) Having low rev problems. Might have to go in the Jag *-)

 

Dave

 

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nowtelse2do - 2013-05-19 6:27 PM

 

1footinthegrave - 2013-05-19 6:23 PM

 

DOVER, where's that :D

 

20 mile from Calais (lol)

 

Oh I know Calais, somewhere you can park without hassle. :D oops

 

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I enjoyed this one in the 'Observer' yesterday:-

 

"Banging on about things"

"In opposition, David Cameron warned his party against "banging on" about Europe but they didn't listen. Maybe they couldn't hear him over the sound of banging.

Banging on, despite the demotic appellation, is an ancient art formally known as prating, passed down by generations of pub bores. It consists of two elements – repetition and irrelevance. You have to talk incessantly about something in which other people aren't interested and not listen to their response. Otherwise, it is mere conversation. It is important not to notice that your audience heard you the first time. To know you are being tedious and to carry on regardless is provocation, which is a different art. Proper banging on must be sincerely obtuse.

There is a correct movement of the eyes when banging on, which is the swivel (although boggle-eyed ranting is permitted). The complexion should be indistinguishable from the claret that has been drunk at lunch to lubricate the banging. The chin or lips should be lightly flecked with spittle. Foaming at the mouth is practised by a schismatic sect of bangers on, generally known as Ukip."

 

 

:D Colin.

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It seems the more UKIP voters are ridiculed, the more people support them.

 

Mind you we could always stick with a party that has as it's top priority allowing homosexuals and lesbians the right to marry, and useless wind farms, the owners of which are paid NOT to provide energy. ;-)

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Symbol Owner - 2013-05-19 2:33 PM

What's happened to Dave 'Pelmet'?

 

Went to MIL for the weekend and forgot my dongle *-)................paid £5 8-)...........for 24 hrs at a BT hotspot..................which worked for 20 mins *-)

 

Not sure if us fruitcakes should be mixing with swivel eyed loons though? 8-)...............if we were to mate, we might produce a socialist >:-)

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