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> > I would love to Be 8 again !

> > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was

> > looking at herself in the mirror.

> > Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for

> > her birthday.

> > 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

> > On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl

> > of Coco Pops, and then took her to adventure world theme park.

> > What a day!

> > He put her on every ride in the park; the death slide, the wall of fear,

> > the screaming roller coaster, everything there was.

> > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

> > Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

> > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a happy meal with

> > extra fries and a chocolate shake.

> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite

> > candy, M&M's.

> > What a fabulous adventure!

> > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed totally

> > exhausted.

> > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:

> > 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

> > 'I meant my dress size, you silly billy!!!!'

> > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get

> > it wrong!!!

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