Tracker Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 > > I would love to Be 8 again ! > > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was > > looking at herself in the mirror. > > Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for > > her birthday. > > 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. > > On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl > > of Coco Pops, and then took her to adventure world theme park. > > What a day! > > He put her on every ride in the park; the death slide, the wall of fear, > > the screaming roller coaster, everything there was. > > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. > > Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a happy meal with > > extra fries and a chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite > > candy, M&M's. > > What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed totally > > exhausted. > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked: > > 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?' > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. > > 'I meant my dress size, you silly billy!!!!' > > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get > > it wrong!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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