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You could try throwing a rock at them like we saw someone do here in Cornwall yesterday. Failing that shoot them.

 

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You could try throwing a rock at them like we saw someone do here in Cornwall yesterday. Failing that shoot them.

 

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Summat really evil I was told about years ago:-

 

Any effervescent tablet (alka setzer etc) wrapped tightly into a bread ball and thrown up in the air etc so that the gulls gobble them down, apparently has a rapid and terminal effect.......

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BGD - 2013-07-11 12:44 PMSummat really evil I was told about years ago:-Any effervescent tablet (alka setzer etc) wrapped tightly into a bread ball and thrown up in the air etc so that the gulls gobble them down, apparently has a rapid and terminal effect.......
 brilliant a bit like a viagra tablet rolled into a toffee has the  same effect on dogs allegedly .
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kelly58 - 2013-07-11 1:58 PM

 

BGD - 2013-07-11 12:44 PMSummat really evil I was told about years ago:-Any effervescent tablet (alka setzer etc) wrapped tightly into a bread ball and thrown up in the air etc so that the gulls gobble them down, apparently has a rapid and terminal effect.......
 brilliant a bit like a viagra tablet rolled into a toffee has the  same effect on dogs allegedly .

 

I don't think so Kelly

 

"Sildenafil (generic name of Viagra) is a drug that is used in dogs and cats with heart and or lung problems that cause increased blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs. This drug is approved for use in human medicine under the trade name of Viagra ®. It is used for the treatment of pulmonary hypertension and erectile dysfunction in men.

 

Pulmonary hypertension refers to abnormally high blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs that forces the right side of the heart to work harder than normal. Sildenafil causes the smooth muscle surrounding small blood vessels in the lungs to relax, decreasing the work load on the heart. Although there are other similar drugs available on the human market, sildenafil has been the most studied in veterinary medicine.

 

Sildenafil has been shown to improve energy, exercise tolerance and overall quality of life in animals with pulmonary hypertension."

 

So the maximum danger would be the dog associating getting a hard on with toffee.

 

Most probably the closest thing to "Doggy Heaven" on the planet. 8-)

 

 

 

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Try throwing whitewash over them, and say "now how do you like it ". ;-)

 

My guess is it's one "rogue" gull though, as I live on the coast and I've never heard of Gulls doing that.

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Reminds me of a long out of print bumper sticker once on sale in South Devon.

 

Keep Brixham tidy- EAT A SEAGULL A DAY.

 

A Devon harbourside cafe owner is handing out high powered water pistols to customers to deter raiding s***e hawks as my old Dad used to call them.

 

Stand by for seagull hugger alert.

 

 

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CliveH - 2013-07-11 2:10 PM

 

kelly58 - 2013-07-11 1:58 PM

 

BGD - 2013-07-11 12:44 PMSummat really evil I was told about years ago:-Any effervescent tablet (alka setzer etc) wrapped tightly into a bread ball and thrown up in the air etc so that the gulls gobble them down, apparently has a rapid and terminal effect.......
 brilliant a bit like a viagra tablet rolled into a toffee has the  same effect on dogs allegedly .

 

I don't think so Kelly

 

"Sildenafil (generic name of Viagra) is a drug that is used in dogs and cats with heart and or lung problems that cause increased blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs. This drug is approved for use in human medicine under the trade name of Viagra ®. It is used for the treatment of pulmonary hypertension and erectile dysfunction in men.

 

Pulmonary hypertension refers to abnormally high blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs that forces the right side of the heart to work harder than normal. Sildenafil causes the smooth muscle surrounding small blood vessels in the lungs to relax, decreasing the work load on the heart. Although there are other similar drugs available on the human market, sildenafil has been the most studied in veterinary medicine.

 

Sildenafil has been shown to improve energy, exercise tolerance and overall quality of life in animals with pulmonary hypertension."

 

So the maximum danger would be the dog associating getting a hard on with toffee.

 

Most probably the closest thing to "Doggy Heaven" on the planet. 8-)

 

 

 

Clive ... how do you know about that? ... On second thoughts, don't answer! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

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One of my dogs drank my Viagra eye-drops ( does nothing really :-S - just make me look hard (lol) ) and had to call the vet about it 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No Mel - the reality is that our lovely old GSD had heart failure towards the end - he died in 2009 - and he was on the doggy dose of Viagra. It did seem to help him.

 

It has many other uses as well - the local old peoples home uses it regularly on its elderly male residents. Stops them falling out of bed for some reason.

 

And apparently some children at Christmas have been known to put a Viagra in the Mince Pie they leave out for Father Christmas. The idea being if they want to see him in the morning - "Let's see him get back up that Chimney after that!!.........................

 

 

 

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CliveH - 2013-07-12 5:57 AM

 

No Mel - the reality is that our lovely old GSD had heart failure towards the end - he died in 2009 - and he was on the doggy dose of Viagra. It did seem to help him.

 

 

....what did it taste like, Clive? ;-)

 

 

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Robinhood - 2013-07-13 4:44 PM

 

CliveH - 2013-07-12 5:57 AM

 

No Mel - the reality is that our lovely old GSD had heart failure towards the end - he died in 2009 - and he was on the doggy dose of Viagra. It did seem to help him.

 

 

....what did it taste like, Clive? ;-)

 

 

You've lost me there Robin (?)

 

 

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I had a similar problem with wood pigeons leaving a large amount of crap on the house, car and motor home roof, I got rid of them by placing a couple of children's toy rubber snakes on the roof, the downside to this was not only did it get rid of all the wood pigeons, but non of the other wild birds would come into the garden.

 

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Willy

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PHYDAUX - 2013-07-16 10:32 PM

 

I had a similar problem with wood pigeons leaving a large amount of crap on the house, car and motor home roof, I got rid of them by placing a couple of children's toy rubber snakes on the roof, the downside to this was not only did it get rid of all the wood pigeons, but non of the other wild birds would come into the garden.

 

Regards

Willy

 

There's your problem Willy ;-)..................your scaring all the local birds off with your rubber willy (lol)

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