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> The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the

> type of work their dads did.

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> The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers.

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> One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the

> job.

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> There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little

> Tommy.

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> “Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher.

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> Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in

> a gay bar.”

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> The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued.

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> “Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying.

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> Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.”

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> There were gasps around the classroom.

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> The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them

> to go out and play.

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> She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his

> shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?”

>

> “No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I

> was too embarrassed to say.”

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I preferred it when they played as the MCC, at least we could pretend that they didn't represent England.

I think the best answer would be to bring the lot home and replace them with a team selected from the ranks of the Uxbridge Brownies. I accept that they might not be able to beat the Aussies, but that seems quite acceptable under the present regime, but they are prettier, they would do their very best, and they would cost a lot less. what's to lose?

AGD

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