Colin Leake Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 If we can have poo powered busses just think of the potential with a little creative thinking around the toilet facilities in a motorhome. Fuel consumption could be measured in terms of miles per t***! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 And speed and refuelling could both be measured in TPH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 And if it breaks down under warranty.....will the s*** hit the fan? Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 If it breaks down the sh (you know what) won't be hitting anything - but the driver might be like a fart in a trance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Where does it fill up, a phewetrol station? Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 nowtelse2do - 2014-11-23 7:42 PM Where does it fill up, a phewetrol station? Dave Or a Bee Pee 'refinery'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 It would have to be somewhere in the Potteries. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicka Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Would it meet the "Ideal Standard" or would London LEZ change to effluent tolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retread24800 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Just imagine you had a long trip in front of you and had paid your penny and were broken hearted. Would signing on to a rant on here save your holiday plans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinhood Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 ...presumably, to be Euro VI compliant, one would need to use Elsan "Adblue" as well? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinhood Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 ....and, stolen from another forum..... The UK's first bus powered by human waste has been involved in a 'near miss' in Bristol earlier today. Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 I'm reliably informed that the Caravan Club are converting their waste disposal points to refuelling stations! The Houses of Parliament could also be used for refuelling given the amount of pure unadulterated c*** they talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Robinhood - 2014-11-24 1:32 PM Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend. :-D Was it a 'U' bend by any chance, or just the wrong kind of paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laimeduck Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Sounds like a potty idea to me - but I guess they'll be flushed with success about their bog standard motorhome with a thunderbox engine. They could call it the Elsan Montezuma? (That's got quite a ring to it?) Thetford Thunderbox? Pilote Pebbledasher? The possibilities are endless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 laimeduck - 2014-11-24 6:07 PM The possibilities are endless! Hope it does not keep on running and running with never an end in sight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 Government guide lines that have just been published on this matter recommend that drivers of such vehicles carry an emergency supply of a strong quick acting laxative to avoid the danger of running out of fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawcara Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 There is an effluent tanker driving around Cornwall and written on the side in large letters is " Full of Mp's promises" :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Colin Leake - 2014-11-24 7:43 PM Government guide lines that have just been published on this matter recommend that drivers of such vehicles carry an emergency supply of a strong quick acting laxative to avoid the danger of running out of fuel. And if the laxative is too strong.......here is the answer. Cork Bungs Stopper, Cork Rings, Cork Bungs Stopper are large size tapered cork stoppers that offer best closure option. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 THIS THREAD STINKS...... :D Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 Drivers of Poo powered motorhomes can obtain free fuel at the channel ports. In fact why not bring a couple of the lads back with you to provide a longer term supply of fuel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted November 25, 2014 Author Share Posted November 25, 2014 Does anyone know what the form is if one wants to travel on a poo powered bus? Does one pay in poo to be taken along in a bag or can one make a fuel deposit on the bus as it were. I wonder if they'll accept dog poo. If so I'll start saving our up now rather than disposing of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinhood Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Colin Leake - 2014-11-25 2:16 PM Does anyone know what the form is if one wants to travel on a poo powered bus? Does one pay in poo to be taken along in a bag or can one make a fuel deposit on the bus as it were. I wonder if they'll accept dog poo. If so I'll start saving our up now rather than disposing of it. ....you can only use dog poo in Rovers. .......I'll get my coat! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Robinhood - 2014-11-25 2:24 PM ....you can only use dog poo in Rovers. ;-) Most of which are old dogs with a long tail to tell and a bit ruff round the edges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Adblue and Poo...............the ultimate duel fuel vehicle :D ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Poo power? . . . Can someone post me a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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