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Tracker - 2015-02-20 7:43 PM

 

Does nobody else have anything to try and bring back the humour to thsi forum?

 

 

Yes I do, at almost 86 I'm stopping work. Not retiring please note for that means the end, just stopping paid work.

 

And the reason is ... that ... focussing the eyes is more difficult even when using 2 pairs of glasses in unison and the hand control is now becoming less stable as movements have to be judged in 'thous', There is some benefit in holding one's breath in order to carry out the given operation but it then takes longer to re-adjust in order to complete the task.

 

Is that humorous enough ? Unfortunately its the real world and I have to conform.

 

Will

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Will85 - 2015-03-22 6:17 PM

 

Tracker - 2015-02-20 7:43 PM

 

Does nobody else have anything to try and bring back the humour to thsi forum?

 

 

Yes I do, at almost 86 I'm stopping work. Not retiring please note for that means the end, just stopping paid work.

 

And the reason is ... that ... focussing the eyes is more difficult even when using 2 pairs of glasses in unison and the hand control is now becoming less stable as movements have to be judged in 'thous', There is some benefit in holding one's breath in order to carry out the given operation but it then takes longer to re-adjust in order to complete the task.

 

Is that humorous enough ? Unfortunately its the real world and I have to conform.

 

Will

 

Please tell me you're not any kind of surgeon :D

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Will85 - 2015-03-22 6:17 PM

 

 

Is that humorous enough ? Unfortunately its the real world and I have to conform.

 

 

Funny thing is Will ;-) ................Us non conformists seem to have more fun :D ............

 

 

 

 

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peter - 2015-03-23 1:11 PM

 

Like sitting in the rain in Calpe. (lol)

 

Curious thing is, several folk left early because the weather was supposed to be cr*p for the rest of the week, yet we've only had one day where it rained, been out today for a run in the camper and it was raining around Calpe.......yet Calpe its self was dry........and yesterday was mean't to be thunderstorms, and there were dark clouds all around but I was sun bathing B-) ..........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2015-03-23 2:33 PM

 

peter - 2015-03-23 1:11 PM

 

Like sitting in the rain in Calpe. (lol)

 

Curious thing is, several folk left early because the weather was supposed to be cr*p for the rest of the week, yet we've only had one day where it rained, been out today for a run in the camper and it was raining around Calpe.......yet Calpe its self was dry........and yesterday was mean't to be thunderstorms, and there were dark clouds all around but I was sun bathing B-) ..........

 

Now is this because the sun shines on the righteous? Have a great time

 

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Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.

 

A few days before the groups annual departure date, Johns wife put her foot

down and tell him he isn't going.

 

John and his fishing buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

 

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there

with his tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire,

drinking a cold beer.

 

Hey John,how long have you been here, and how did you talk your misses into

letting you go?

 

Well. I have been here since last night.

 

Yesterday evening I was sitting in my recliner watching tv

when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and

asked, guess who?

 

I pulled her hands off, and there she was wearing not a lot..

 

She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom where she'd lit candles and

put rose petals all over the place - well she has been reading 50 shades of

grey.

 

On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes.

 

She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed.

 

So I did.

 

And then she said,

 

Do whatever you want.

 

So boys,

 

Here I am.

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