Guest pelmetman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 ROLL UP ROLL UP.........Place your predictions here :D .......... I predict........ Tories will get the most seats....... Red Ed will get the key to the door, as he'll do a deal with the SNP for the "Good of the country" 8-) .............. Cleggy will get half the votes that UKIP poll, but will wheedle himself back into government as the acceptable face of hypocrisy :-| ............. I suggest folk buy their euro's today :D ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I predict that, whatever the actual result is, David Cameron will appear on TV in a hard hat and high viz jacket, and tell us that he has a long term plan. ;-) At this point his trusty PR man/ speech writer will tip him off that the election is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe90 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I predict who ever it is, they'll be standing up for hard working families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek pringle Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 hi all, as my son tells me 'vote numpty-you'll get one anyway' cheers derek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 pelmetman - 2015-05-07 6:53 AM I suggest folk buy their euro's today :D ............. Ooop's....Too late 8-) ........ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/markets/article-3070462/Pound-slides-1-34-euros-financial-markets-set-bumpy-ride-voters-head-polls.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Joe90 - 2015-05-07 9:06 AM I predict who ever it is, they'll be standing up for hard working families. Almost right! I predict they will claim that they will be standing up for hard working families whilst all the while doing what their own political indoctrinations dictate and what their spin doctors tell them they need to do to stay in power at the next election. Personally, five more years of the Dave and Nick, for all it's failings, show are infinitely more preferable to a Two Eds manipulated by Alex and Nicola farce with potentially so many more failings for the entire nation. Whatever happens - I've got enough Euros for the rest of this year at least and our pensions are index linked so we are largely immune to politics - it's hard working families that I feel sorry for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've got space for five more folk on my two man kayak if come exit poll time we need to shuffle off to a better option like Libya if Dead and Krankie cosy up ... I'm expecting mass suicides tonight if it all comes true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I particularly liked the MRLP policy on defense. 'All de fences will be creosoted every two weeks to prevent politicians from sitting on them' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Don't worry Dave, it will bounce back up when Greece goes under. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 1:20 PM Don't worry Dave, it will bounce back up when Greece goes under. Dave Are Lancanashire people allowed to vote ? If so why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 antony1969 - 2015-05-07 5:07 PM nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 1:20 PM Don't worry Dave, it will bounce back up when Greece goes under. Dave Are Lancanashire people allowed to vote ? If so why ? You mean there really are real people living in Lancanashire - is that close to Utopia or Camelot perhaps and are there really Ivory towers for the politicians, no tablets carved in stone, and are the streets really paved with gold and do free Motorhome Aires abound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Tracker - 2015-05-07 5:23 PM antony1969 - 2015-05-07 5:07 PM nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 1:20 PM Don't worry Dave, it will bounce back up when Greece goes under. Dave Are Lancanashire people allowed to vote ? If so why ? You mean there really are real people living in Lancanashire - is that close to Utopia or Camelot perhaps and are there really Ivory towers for the politicians, no tablets carved in stone, and are the streets really paved with gold and do free Motorhome Aires abound! No Rick it's unfortunately a place where inter- breeding is rife and has resulted in a Neanderthal / alien type of thing that survives in the place ... You see em on the roads and motorways walking like zombies n stuff ... Just keep going pal hit em and put em out the misery they live in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 antony1969 - 2015-05-07 5:42 PM Tracker - 2015-05-07 5:23 PM antony1969 - 2015-05-07 5:07 PM nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 1:20 PM Don't worry Dave, it will bounce back up when Greece goes under. Dave Are Lancanashire people allowed to vote ? If so why ? You mean there really are real people living in Lancanashire - is that close to Utopia or Camelot perhaps and are there really Ivory towers for the politicians, no tablets carved in stone, and are the streets really paved with gold and do free Motorhome Aires abound! No Rick it's unfortunately a place where inter- breeding is rife and has resulted in a Neanderthal / alien type of thing that survives in the place ... You see em on the roads and motorways walking like zombies n stuff ... Just keep going pal hit em and put em out the misery they live in Its really not fair to pick on the ethnic minorities Antony :-| ...............I'd of thought they had enough on their plate ;-) ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Just keep paddling 69r. I see that the cannibals are still around over in Hades, pieces of ears with diamonds still attached and not claimed, I'd at least put it in my pocket for safe keeping until I was able to return it ;-) Rich, you describe the area beautifully. Obviously you must have wished you had come here than wherever you are now. Have you moved or are you looking again. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 8:25 PM Just keep paddling 69r. I see that the cannibals are still around over in Hades, pieces of ears with diamonds still attached and not claimed, I'd at least put it in my pocket for safe keeping until I was able to return it ;-) Rich, you describe the area beautifully. Obviously you must have wished you had come here than wherever you are now. Have you moved or are you looking again. Dave Ye it's a new craze over ear with the local birds , a new twist on love bites or sumat ... Were that tough our blokes that we don't even claim our ripped off ears we just take a paracetamol and make a new ear out of blutac or sumat ... So ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 antony1969 - 2015-05-07 8:44 PM nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 8:25 PM Just keep paddling 69r. I see that the cannibals are still around over in Hades, pieces of ears with diamonds still attached and not claimed, I'd at least put it in my pocket for safe keeping until I was able to return it ;-) Rich, you describe the area beautifully. Obviously you must have wished you had come here than wherever you are now. Have you moved or are you looking again. Dave Ye it's a new craze over ear with the local birds , a new twist on love bites or sumat ... Were that tough our blokes that we don't even claim our ripped off ears we just take a paracetamol and make a new ear out of blutac or sumat ... So ! Just saw the thread title and thought of you.........No such luck thoe >:-) Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 8:59 PM antony1969 - 2015-05-07 8:44 PM nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 8:25 PM Just keep paddling 69r. I see that the cannibals are still around over in Hades, pieces of ears with diamonds still attached and not claimed, I'd at least put it in my pocket for safe keeping until I was able to return it ;-) Rich, you describe the area beautifully. Obviously you must have wished you had come here than wherever you are now. Have you moved or are you looking again. Dave Ye it's a new craze over ear with the local birds , a new twist on love bites or sumat ... Were that tough our blokes that we don't even claim our ripped off ears we just take a paracetamol and make a new ear out of blutac or sumat ... So ! Just saw the thread title and thought of you.........No such luck thoe >:-) Dave You may be in luck later if all is lost and the circus moves into Downing Street ... Scammonden Dam bridge could be busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Now that's a good idea (especially from a Yorkie) I've still got a load of rope left from my roping and sheeting days. You stand at one side and me at tu'ther, we could make a bit of dosh, fetch a couple of bucket's so they can throw their earings in....yep, like it.........must remember not to fetch the bungee rope. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Exit polls currently suggest a Tory win .......So looks like I got that bit right :D ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 nowtelse2do - 2015-05-07 8:25 PM Rich, you describe the area beautifully. Obviously you must have wished you had come here than wherever you are now. Have you moved or are you looking again. Taking note of some of the funny bu##ers with their weird ways that live up North I think on balance that Worcestershire is quite close enough to the wet windy and frozen Northern delights for us thanks Dave - have you never considered escaping to a more civilised part of the country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Oooer first result at a safe labour seat ;-) ..........UKIP second 8-) .......... Lib dems less votes than the Greens and lost their deposit (lol)......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 After seeing the totally over the top computerised guesswork on the BBC election programme, I predict that the licence fee will be cut, as they are clearly awash with money. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Thankyou Lord ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 So much for the polls *-) .......... Glad I didn't buy any euro's :D ........... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-pound-surges-against-the-euro-after-conservatives-storm-ahead-10233937.html Any predictions on when the next Scottish referendum will be? ;-) ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Peter James Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Its a Great result for Scotland. Cameron will borrow even more money to bribe them with because his boss doesn't want to lose Balmoral or Faslane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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