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Cameron's Health Care Proposals for the NHS


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The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's Health Care proposals for the NHS.

 

The Allergists have voted to scratch it, but the....

 

Dermatologists are determind not to make any rash moves.

 

The Gastroentoroligists have a gut feeling about it, but the....

 

Neurologists said that he had a lot of nerve.

 

The Obstetricians said they felt they were labouring under a misconception.

 

Ophthalmologists think it's short-sighted.

 

Patholigists yelled "Over my dead body" while the....

 

Peadiatritions told them to "Grow up".

 

The Psychiatrist think the whole idea is madness, but the...

 

Raidioligists could see right through it.

 

Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and have washed their hands of it.

 

ENT specalists don't swallow it, and will not hear of it.

 

Pharmisits think it's a bitter pill to swallow, and...

 

Plastic surgeons said, " this puts an whole new face on it"

 

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but don't think he has a leg to stand on.

 

Uroligists are really p*ssed off with it, but the...

 

Anaethetists think the whole idea is real gas.

 

Cardioligists didn't have the heart to say no.

 

IN THE END.

 

The Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Whitehall.

 

Dave

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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